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[Littlee300]

Opening a car with a tennis ball, making a home made napalm, to some people this is a common that can be useful but to some this is forgein language. Today escapist you share your how-to in this thread to share your knowledge. I hope to learn many new tricks from this thread, as you should too.

I added a hastily made picture of a hippie gir to distract people from flaming me for not making my post fancy

 

[SimuLord]

How to make a great forum thread:

1) Write a great opening post full of riveting hooks, well-constructed sentences, and a thought-provoking question in the final paragraph to spark discussion.
2) ???
3) Profit!

You're kind of hung up on step one.

 

[Stoic raptor]

How to get blood (fresh or dried and old) off of clothes/carpets.

Pour hydrogen peroxide on blood, then scrub away.

Well apparently, my class did not know, and they were looking at me funny when I told them this. They must think I am a serial killer.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Ok. Let's see...

How to get Free Phone Chargers:

1. Go to a Hotel (It can help if you stayed there before recently, but you can sometimes blag it)

2. Go to the front desk and say you lost your phone charger last time you stayed there

3. Generally Hotels have loads of lost chargers for all different makes and models and will be happy to "return" it to you.

Great if you're away on a trip and forgot your charger.

You can also get Gloves and Umbrellas.

Oh and my friend said you can make an elevator go straight to your floor if you press the "Door Close" button at the same time as your floor number. I rarely use elevators so I haven't tried it yet. If you live/work in a building with an Elevator give it a go and tell me if it works.

 

[Blair Bennett]

How to get blood (fresh or dried and old) off of clothes/carpets.

Pour hydrogen peroxide on blood, the scrub away.

Well apparently, my class did not know, and they were looking at me funny when I told them this. They must think I am a serial killer.

My thanks, I had way too many blood soaked rags/shower curtains laying around the house, and I think the authorities are beginning to become suspicious.

OT: How To Interact In A Way Acceptable For Human Beings When Under The Age Of 15...it's pretty damn uncommon.

 

[Stoic raptor]

How to get blood (fresh or dried and old) off of clothes/carpets.

Pour hydrogen peroxide on blood, the scrub away.

Well apparently, my class did not know, and they were looking at me funny when I told them this. They must think I am a serial killer.

My thanks, I had way too many blood soaked rags/shower curtains laying around the house, and I think the authorities are beginning to become suspicious.

OT: How To Interact In A Way Acceptable For Human Beings When Under The Age Of 15...it's pretty damn uncommon.

You should let the peroxide soak for a few minutes before scrubbing, it will bring better results.
Depending on fabric, you might need to do it twice.
And if it is a really old stain, it might not come out, it will just fade or become lighter.

 

[Stoic raptor]

How to get blood (fresh or dried and old) off of clothes/carpets.

Pour hydrogen peroxide on blood, then scrub away.
The hydrogen should soak in the stain for a few minutes before scrubbing for better results (it will bubble if it is working)
Depending on fabric and age of stain, procedure may need to be done twice or even three times.
And if the stain is really old, (at least a few months to a year), it will only fade or lighten up slightly.

Well apparently, my class did not know, and they were looking at me funny when I told them this. They must think I am a serial killer.

Fuck, I quoted instead of edit.

 

[Littlee300]

1. You can mix ammonia and bleach to make mustard gas.

2. You can unlock a car using a tennis ball and a knife. Cut a small hole in the tennis ball, and press the hole against the car's lock. Press down on the tennis ball as hard as you can, and the air pressure will pop the lock open. I got to look like a genius today because I knew how to do this.

 

[Boneasse]

You can mix gasoline and latex (gloves, condoms, etc.) to make napalm. Try it out!

 

[Littlee300]

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2. You can unlock a car using a tennis ball and a knife. Cut a small hole in the tennis ball, and press the hole against the car's lock. Press down on the tennis ball as hard as you can, and the air pressure will pop the lock open. I got to look like a genius today because I knew how to do this.

Yeah, that youtube video how-to doesn't work but this be a good post if it was true

 

[Littlee300]

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2. You can unlock a car using a tennis ball and a knife. Cut a small hole in the tennis ball, and press the hole against the car's lock. Press down on the tennis ball as hard as you can, and the air pressure will pop the lock open. I got to look like a genius today because I knew how to do this.

Yeah, that youtube video how-to doesn't work but this be a good post if it was true

It actually does work, but only with older model cars. My friend was driving a 78 toyota, so it actually worked.

 

[Littlee300]

How to make a great forum thread:

1) Write a great opening post full of riveting hooks, well-constructed sentences, and a thought-provoking question in the final paragraph to spark discussion.
2) ???
3) Profit!

You're kind of hung up on step one.

Ok, I did it, thanks for help even though after I read your post I said "dick"

 

[Littlee300]

How to: Roll a joint

Step 1: Call up a friend to teach you, otherwise you will waste the weed.
Step 2: Get high with said friend and form a life long partnership.

 

[Contun]

How to Shot Web:

Step 1: First you... uh... I'll get back to you on that...

 

[spartan1077]

How to type
1. make sure your keyboard- labeled A[sub]2[/sub] -is plugged in
2. Put fingers- labeled B[sub]1[/sub] -on the keyboard
3. compress keys

 

[Timotei]

How to make a great forum thread:

1) Write a great opening post full of riveting hooks, well-constructed sentences, and a thought-provoking question in the final paragraph to spark discussion.
2) ???
3) Profit!

You're kind of hung up on step one.

Ok, I did it, thanks for help even though after I read your post I said "dick"

I think this dish needs a bigger serving (if you know what I mean).

OT:I remember being told once how you can turn a single box of wine (one which holds only a single bottle) into a tactical explosive.

First you need to find a small block of flint that you know will spark when grated and metal nail file. Glue the flint to the inside of one of the lengthwise walls of one of the crate, but leave enough room for the file to fit in. Then glue the file to the inside of the sliding lid, making sure it's line up with the flint block. Then you find a large amount of black powder and fill the inside with it, obviously you take out the bottle so that way it all comes out to an inconspicuous weight. Slide the lid closed carefully and wrap as a gift.

It should be a bit difficult to get the crate open at first, so then the recipient will resort to opening it forcefully, sparking the flint and igniting the black powder, thus causing an explosion.

I'm just running off of memory here, and obviously I have had no intention of trying it.

 

[SimuLord]

How to make a great forum thread:

1) Write a great opening post full of riveting hooks, well-constructed sentences, and a thought-provoking question in the final paragraph to spark discussion.
2) ???
3) Profit!

You're kind of hung up on step one.

Ok, I did it, thanks for help even though after I read your post I said "dick"

I think this dish needs a bigger serving (if you know what I mean).

OT:I remember being told once how you can turn a single box of wine (one which holds only a single bottle) into a tactical explosive.

First you need to find a small block of flint that you know will spark when grated and metal nail file. Glue the flint to the inside of one of the lengthwise walls of one of the crate, but leave enough room for the file to fit in. Then glue the file to the inside of the sliding lid, making sure it's line up with the flint block. Then you find a large amount of black powder and fill the inside with it, obviously you take out the bottle so that way it all comes out to an inconspicuous weight. Slide the lid closed carefully and wrap as a gift.

It should be a bit difficult to get the crate open at first, so then the recipient will resort to opening it forcefully, sparking the flint and igniting the black powder, thus causing an explosion.

I'm just running off of memory here, and obviously I have had no intention of trying it.

I would love to see this tested on Mythbusters. Don't try this at home! We're what you call 'experts'.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

How to create a full auto firearm.

1.Take apart the gun
2.Saw down the sear
3.Put the gun back together
4.???
5.Profit!

DISCLAIMER: [sub]Seriously, don't try this. It's illegal, and may end in the gun shooting to fast for you to control, and destroying you and/or the gun. The guide was a joke, and for entertainment only.[/sub]

Whew, I may have just dodged a lawsuit there.

 

[Kraiiit]

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2. You can unlock a car using a tennis ball and a knife. Cut a small hole in the tennis ball, and press the hole against the car's lock. Press down on the tennis ball as hard as you can, and the air pressure will pop the lock open. I got to look like a genius today because I knew how to do this.

Yeah, that youtube video how-to doesn't work but this be a good post if it was true

It actually does work, but only with older model cars. My friend was driving a 78 toyota, so it actually worked.

B-But Mythbusters says it doesn't! (They actually tried sealing the lock and pumping an insane amount of psi in.)

 

[Littlee300]

How to make a great forum thread:

1) Write a great opening post full of riveting hooks, well-constructed sentences, and a thought-provoking question in the final paragraph to spark discussion.
2) ???
3) Profit!

You're kind of hung up on step one.

Ok, I did it, thanks for help even though after I read your post I said "dick"

I think this dish needs a bigger serving (if you know what I mean).

Whaaaaat?