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[rosemystica]

How to Make a Lifetime Movie: http://leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com/309372.html#cutid1

How to Make a Book About Wicca/Paganism: http://leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com/311230.html#cutid1

How to Be a Superhero: http://leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com/970353.html#cutid1

How to Survive a Horror Movie: http://leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com/738619.html#cutid1

(They were all written some time ago, but I still like them. XD)

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I am reallllllly tempted to post "dick in a box" I mean it has three steps
Umm lets see, I used to know how to make a vain pop out on your arm and like stay there. But it's been a while

 

[WorldCritic]

I was going to make a serious comment, but that picture of Gir is too distracting.

 

[SimuLord]

How to Make a Book About Wicca/Paganism: http://leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com/311230.html#cutid1

I want to call the Spanish Inquisition myself on those goddamn fluff-bunny Wiccan chicks. If I had a nickel for every time I've been stereotyped as some Druidic naked hippie tree-hugger because I said "gods" in the plural, I could buy a car. Fucking fluff-bunnies.

I don't worship rocks and trees and rainbows and fucking unicorns. I worship a set of gods with a moral code and expectations for earning one's way into a better afterlife. Key word there being "earning". Y'know, like NORMAL people of faith. I just worship different gods.

 

[rosemystica]

How to Make a Book About Wicca/Paganism: http://leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com/311230.html#cutid1

I want to call the Spanish Inquisition myself on those goddamn fluff-bunny Wiccan chicks. If I had a nickel for every time I've been stereotyped as some Druidic naked hippie tree-hugger because I said "gods" in the plural, I could buy a car. Fucking fluff-bunnies.

I don't worship rocks and trees and rainbows and fucking unicorns. I worship a set of gods with a moral code and expectations for earning one's way into a better afterlife. Key word there being "earning". Y'know, like NORMAL people of faith. I just worship different gods.

It annoys the shit out of me, too. D: Get off my side, fluffbunnies, you're making it look stupid!

 

[SimuLord]

How to Make a Book About Wicca/Paganism: http://leikomgwtfbbq.livejournal.com/311230.html#cutid1

I want to call the Spanish Inquisition myself on those goddamn fluff-bunny Wiccan chicks. If I had a nickel for every time I've been stereotyped as some Druidic naked hippie tree-hugger because I said "gods" in the plural, I could buy a car. Fucking fluff-bunnies.

I don't worship rocks and trees and rainbows and fucking unicorns. I worship a set of gods with a moral code and expectations for earning one's way into a better afterlife. Key word there being "earning". Y'know, like NORMAL people of faith. I just worship different gods.

It annoys the shit out of me, too. D: Get off my side, fluffbunnies, you're making it look stupid!

What's your pagan tradition of choice?

 

[Mr. Gency]

Here's 6 Web How-To's That Are Apparently For Supervillains.

 

[2fish]

You can mix gasoline and latex (gloves, condoms, etc.) to make napalm. Try it out!

Hulu keeps running the "Fire and Ice condom with awsome lube commercial", will that lube help or hinder my Napalm? I mean it is Fire and Ice..... So very confused.

How to fail at getting a job:

1. Write the Resume in crayon.
2. Besure to keep calling their company a competitors name
3. Misuse big words in your resume
4. Go home and tell the world that you tried to get the job but it didn't work out for some reason.

 

[rosemystica]

What's your pagan tradition of choice?

Well... I'm not really much of a pagan. XD I like studying various pagan traditions and stuff, but I don't practice any myself. (Does that make sense?)

 

[SimuLord]

What's your pagan tradition of choice?

Well... I'm not really much of a pagan. XD I like studying various pagan traditions and stuff, but I don't practice any myself. (Does that make sense?)

On some level, I suppose...

So let me rephrase the question, what pagan traditions have you studied?

 

[AvsJoe]

This is waaay off topic but I sent your picture to my sister and she will probably send it to all her friends... if this picture becomes a mini-meme then I apologize.

 

[The Geek Lord]

How to get blood (fresh or dried and old) off of clothes/carpets.

Pour hydrogen peroxide on blood, then scrub away.

Well apparently, my class did not know, and they were looking at me funny when I told them this. They must think I am a serial killer.

Don't worry, everybody at my school evidently thinks I'm some kind of psychopathic superman. One time there was a leaking water pipe that I kicked to try and make it leak less, then some guy came up in my face like, "WHAT'D YOU DO?!"

Oddly enough, it was around that time that people stopped talking to me. Hm.

In the topic at hand... How to life.

1) Try not to die
2) Try to not suck at things
3) Unlike me, actually do homework and homework-esque assignments before ten o'clock at night.
4) Most important, don't be fucking stupid.

 

[Littlee300]

How to get blood (fresh or dried and old) off of clothes/carpets.

Pour hydrogen peroxide on blood, then scrub away.

Well apparently, my class did not know, and they were looking at me funny when I told them this. They must think I am a serial killer.

Don't worry, everybody at my school evidently thinks I'm some kind of psychopathic superman. One time there was a leaking water pipe that I kicked to try and make it leak less, then some guy came up in my face like, "WHAT'D YOU DO?!"

Oddly enough, it was around that time that people stopped talking to me. Hm.

In the topic at hand... How to life.

1) Don't be a dick

I think that is the only needed step

 

[Littlee300]

This is waaay off topic but I sent your picture to my sister and she will probably send it to all her friends... if this picture becomes a mini-meme then I apologize.

That strangely made my day
Just wait till I finish all 40 skins of Gir and make my avatar a slide show showing 40 different Girs every 120 seconds

I was going to make a serious comment, but that picture of Gir is too distracting.

Oops, it was meant for people like SimuLord *eyes Simu*

 

[rabidmidget]

The easiest way to operate a siphon (other than sucking one end yourself) is to mostly fill the tube with water and block off both ends with a thumb, then put one end into the water you want to siphon (aim the other at where you want the water to go) and release it, followed by the other one.

 

[Canid117]

How to get something to asplode.

1)Paint something on the side of it that would piss off terrorists...
2)???
3)Flaming Profit!!!!

What?

 

[strum4h]

How to toast
1. Bread
2. Hot
3. HotBread
4. ButterToast.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

How to not suck:

1. Do not suck
2. See step 1
3. If you're still reading this far for instruction, you have failed and therefore suck.

How to find how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop:

1. Don't ask that fucker Mr. Owl.
2. Lick it your damn self
3. Also, put some clothes on

 

[Littlee300]

Totally not a bump