How Will The World End ?

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shwnbob

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"The world won't end with a whimper or a bang, but with a discreet, tasteful announcement: 'Bill Rivervale, phone call holding, line two.' Then nothing."-Choke
 

Urgh76

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By Pinnochio saying "my nose will grow"
If it stays the same then he lied so it would grow, but then he'd be telling the truth so it would shrink but he lied so it grow but then it grew so it shrinks but he lied and it grew so he told the truth and shrink and 1...0.100100100101001010101001011001010111100101001010011010101010010001111 *BOOM!!!!!!*
 

CloggedDonkey

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global nuclear war between Russia, America, and Britain. That is the only way I can see us all dieing, but on a more random note: power would go out around the world and people would leave their homes in search of n00bs to PWNZORS. and who would be behind it? John Funk.
 

Bipedal Rug

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In 2012, Bungie announces they will no longer make Halo games.

Society is rapidly plunged into chaos as avid fanboys turn rabid, and begin to turn on those who play for fun, with even worse consequences for those who don't play at all.

By 2013, the world has been ravaged by these fanboys, and only they and Bungie remain. Bungie forms a small rebellion, but to no avail. The world is overcome with prepubescent, rabid Halo obsessors, and hummanity slowly dies out. *nod*

...s'just a small personal theory I have. XP
 

nikosuave

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"Ruled out the ice capes melting, the ozone leaving, giant meteors becoming crashed into us, or the sun exploding, we're definitly gonna blow ourselves up"
- The End of the World
 

Punisher A.J.

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100ft native american indians will beam down from space...in 2012!!!.... you know? election day. BIG ASS american F^.^ over.
 

RTR

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Chuck Norris and Jesus will team up to kill Satan and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It's a battle that will last 100 years and then the Universe will explode.
 

LockeDown

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The internet will become self-aware, and subsequently disgusted at mankind for the ungodly amount of porn they put on it. It will then bring electronic devices under its control, since we're so tethered to tech. and EVERYTHING is internet-accessible these days, and use its army of machines to destroy mankind.

Basically the "Terminator" theory of world decimation. It's kind of poetic, actually.
 

benoitowns

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when i die, since i am the center of the universe and everything revolves me, the fabric of the universe will fall part.
 

Blackvegie

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An unstable tangent universe will branch out from the primary one, it will take about a month for both to collapse unless a disturbed adolescent sacrifices his life...