How Will You Survive the Zombie-pocalypse?

[Canadamus Prime]

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]
Considering I'm a man, I find that rather insulting.

 

[Nifarious]

The worst quiz this site has put up. Whoever made it STOP. STOP right now. stoooooooop.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]

Woo. And my weapon of choice would be some sort of gun btw.

 

[Ickorus]

I got security guard, I gotta say that security guard has his priorities right, barricading somewhere and waiting is probably the best thing you can do, the zombies will start starving to (re-)death soon enough anyways so long as you haven't got the hero types feeding them.

 

[Random berk]

Tough Female? Where's the badass male option? Screw it.

Aside from that though, a quiz based on someones odds of actually surviving the apocalypse would be more interesting.

I already know my odds. My odds are 213% chance of survival, with an error rate of 3.5% in either direction.

Lol, I guess you also know the exact height and weight of the zombie most likely to kill you?

 

[Dooly95]

I tried the test four times, but it was a toss up between urban dad and businessman.

I'll just take the urban dad. At least he looks like he'd actually kill a couple of zombies before he goes down.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]

Tough Woman.

I'm a guy.

 

[ProtoChimp]

Security guard. Ok, I'm cool with that.

 

[Jyggalag]

I feel like I'm the only one that legitimately got the businessman. Funny seeing people complain that they have a personality of a tough woman. It's just an online quiz, relax. Have fun.

 

[PSIcho2468]

I got Security Guard. Although I have to admit I found it somewhat hard, like the
"A hulking zombie beast bursts through a door in front of you, spraying gore as it growls a challenge. What do you do?
Step up and defend what's yours.
Duck and cover, just like they told you in school
You'd be more upset about your stained shirt if you hadn't just soiled your pants as well.
You'd better shoot it before someone tells you to."
What I'd do is run while shooting the damn thing hoping it won't kill me. Not defend stuff of hide, I'd bolt out of there while shooting it hoping it either slows down or dies. Wasn't too sure on what to choose and from the looks of things option 1 and 4 are nearly the same except for how calm or why you are doing it. It's a good quiz don't get me wrong but it needs some work.

 

[PSIcho2468]

I got Security Guard. Although I have to admit I found it somewhat hard, like the
"A hulking zombie beast bursts through a door in front of you, spraying gore as it growls a challenge. What do you do?
Step up and defend what's yours.
Duck and cover, just like they told you in school
You'd be more upset about your stained shirt if you hadn't just soiled your pants as well.
You'd better shoot it before someone tells you to."
What I'd do is run while shooting the damn thing hoping it won't kill me. Not defend stuff of hide, I'd bolt out of there while shooting it hoping it either slows down or dies. Wasn't too sure on what to choose and from the looks of things option 1 and 4 are nearly the same except for how calm or why you are doing it

Edit: shit double posted

 

[LogicNProportion]

Got Urban Father.

To be honest, I almost quit the quiz after the Action Hero question.

I did not see Snake/Big Boss. So disappoint, Escapist. So disappoint.

 

[Ubermetalhed]

I think i got the tough woman because I chose Ellen Ripley as my hero but really in a zombie apocalypse wouldn't you want to follow the lead of someone who can turn a rifle and flamethrower into a bad-ass gun with duct tape.

Really it amazes me that no game has used that style of weapon. It shoots bullets and fiery death and lobs grenades. It's only equal is the shuriken/lightning gun from Painkiller.

Same here, I chose Ripley aswell even though I'm a dude. Got tough woman.

Ah well I can dig it.

 

[Jakub324]

Security guard.... I suppose that's me.

 

[zombie711]

weres the bruce camble option?

 

[Volucer]

Tough woman....On the one hand I'm a dude...on the other I get to shotgun mindless zombies.

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

Always figured i'd be the unusually well prepared for a zombie apocalypse dude who jumps into a horde of zombies with a lit stick of dynamite to buy time so the babes can escape.... oh well, i guess i'll have to settle for security guard.

 

[Stabby Joe]

OMG! I'm a chick!
Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]

 

[Lorechaser]

I got Urban Father:

Urban Father [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.135-Urban+Father]​

I have to ask, is the "Urban" in this title used as a euphemism for "Black" like it is with music & culture, or does it literally refer to "the culture of town and cities".

Am I a Black Father, or am I Father from a city and the picture is just a coincidence?

EDIT: I just took the test again and answered all the question excactly the same, except this time I chose John McClane instead of Shaft and I got 'Security Guard', so I guess "Urban" really does mean "Black".

I also chose John McClane, and I too got Urban Father. Which is good, because you can damn well bet I'm gonna be murderizing zeds that come after my family.

However, seriously - Crowbar, Rapier Wit, Taser, and Biting/Clawing? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! How about "I'd like to live?" Crowbar is better than hitting them with your fists, sure. And if your plan is knocking them down and running, okay, maybe. But a crowbar is hardly the way to take off a head, and you gotta get really lucky to pierce the brain. I'm about 99% sure a taser is useless against zombies, and 100% sure you can't zing them to death. And biting/clawing == new zombie. Sheesh.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Urban Father. Fear my irrational (and potentially deadly for others) devotion to my family!