How Will You Survive the Zombie-pocalypse?

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

Pretty bad quiz.
'Go to the nearest army base'? Surprisingly I don't live down the road to an army base like most people must.

 

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.134-Security+Guard] This is ok I guess. Also

 

[soksume]

most terribly written quiz ever

 

[mrverbal]

Interesting quiz. Also, it's a zombocalypse, not a zompocalypse. Get with the lingo!

 

[Jim Grim]

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.134-Security+Guard]
Not really entirely sure what this means.

 

[DanDeFool]

I'm going to pass on this one out of principle.

I'm sorry, but I just don't find the zombie-apocalypse, or apocalypse-fiction in general, very appealing. What is the goddamn point of watching a story where the only possible outcome for the main characters in the long-term is that they will eventually be devoured or die horribly by some other means?

Yeah, eventually humankind will be annihilated by either the wrath of God or the forces of an uncaring universe. I get it. I don't need you people spitting it in my face every five minutes.

 

[Drakane]

I got tough woman and urban dad.

Seriously I only have one plan. It's to run faster than the slowest person in the room.

and if you are the slowest person in the room, shoot one of the faster people in the legs.

OT: tough chick, I accept this minus the chick part... I would prefer to keep my man bits.

 

[thepyrethatburns]

Another Tough Woman who is the wrong gender.

This is because I chose Ripley, isn't it?

 

[Trippy Turtle]

young girl.... why!!!

 

[Wieke]

young girl.... why!!!

Me too, probably because I chose the running away and soiling my pants option whenever it was available. Hey at least I was being honest. Anyway I'd probably be dead. The Netherlands, where I live, is densely populated and has heavy gun restriction. So we'd be zombie food.

 

[health-bar]

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I 'spose from the survivor list they have this is the most accurate.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

I got the tough women. Did I get a sex change when I wasn't looking? Oh well, close enough.

It could be worse. I got the young girl with the "Newt from Aliens" quote. Aliens = zombies?

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I got Urban Father:

Urban Father [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.135-Urban+Father]​

I have to ask, is the "Urban" in this title used as a euphemism for "Black" like it is with music & culture, or does it literally refer to "the culture of town and cities".

Am I a Black Father, or am I Father from a city and the picture is just a coincidence?

EDIT: I just took the test again and answered all the question excactly the same, except this time I chose John McClane instead of Shaft and I got 'Security Guard', so I guess "Urban" really does mean "Black".

I got Urban Father too, and I answered John McClane. Not so sure that theory holds water, but I raised a brow at the term "Urban" as well. I think it's a city thing considering that he's the only guy that looks like he wears a suit to work.

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Secretive lady on my first try and tough woman on my second. I think tough woman is more like it, I can't stand people that would endanger the whole group by not fessing up if they've been infected.

 

[Teronium]

I got Security Guard. I believe this fits my personality quite well.