How Will You Survive the Zombie-pocalypse?

Thrane

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.139-Businessman]

Hmm, fancy that. Plenty of questions where I just had to choose something at random though since none of the answers were fitting. Oh well.
 

Z of the Na'vi

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[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.134-Security+Guard"][br] Security Guard[/a][br][a href="/quizzes/view/146-What-Zombie-pocalypse-Survivor-Are-You"]Take this quiz[/a]

[i]"Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?"[/i]

[b]Greatest.

Quiz Result.

Ever.[/b]
 

Heppo

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I got tough woman aswell! Its bad enough going through a zombie doom's day. I also have to get a sex change! Damn it.... better start saving....
 

wax88

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.134-Security+Guard]

lots of these around...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMDlLrH8X_A
 

Avashnea

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]
 

Samwise137

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I' m okay with my security guard result but can't I grab my cricket bat, hole up in the nearest pub, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over?
 

beema

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Thrane said:
Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.139-Businessman]

Hmm, fancy that. Plenty of questions where I just had to choose something at random though since none of the answers were fitting. Oh well.
Yeah, same thing happened to me and I also wound up with Business man.
 

drakythe

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TriggerOnly said:
3 take car keys, water, tin food, lighter, belt, best pants, shampoo and condishener (oh god my hair gets really greasy in like half a day (if any one knows a good way to stop this let me know)) make a coffee for the road, grape toilet paper, grab knifes and take my PC E ski and ice
Actually if you're in a bad situation, just leave the shampoo and conditioner and do not wash your hair. After a couple weeks the natural grease will keep it soft and nice, almost like you were washing it. (ask a hairdresser, it works).

OT: This should be an 11 question quiz "Are you: [] Male [] Female" so us guys can stop needing to get sex changes, good grief...
 

MrDarkling

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I got urban father which doesn't make sense seen as the question about the opposite sex making a move on you I answered
No way im bringing a child into this world now :I
 

T'Generalissimo

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I got urban father; the quiz seemed to interpet my desire to survive as a desire to protect my (non-existant) children. Probably means I'm going to end up sacrificing myself to save them, doesn't it? That's not exactly what I wanted, but at least I'm not curling up and just waiting for death.
 

what.twitch

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[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman"][br] Tough Woman[/a][br][a href="/quizzes/view/146-What-Zombie-pocalypse-Survivor-Are-You"]Take this quiz[/a]

Well, if the zombies aren't thwarted by Vermont's special cold, I guess this is where I'm at.
 

Koeryn

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I heartily disagree with mine. Take the little girl out of it, and sure, but no. I wouldn't be out protecting my family.
 

Buck Wilde

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Pretty sure the tough woman result is in there to troll everyone, because every person is getting it.
 

Susan Arendt

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.137-Tough+Woman]

As it should be. :)
 

StrangerQ

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Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/146.134-Security+Guard]

its a fine donut too