How would a younger "you" view your current self?

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The Funslinger

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ruedyn said:
Binnsyboy said:
ruedyn said:
He'd gut punch me for being such a ******. I've really mellowed out these past few years.
Funnily enough, I'd gut punch younger me for being such a pansy.

He'd probably like how I am now. Maybe terrified that I want to go into the Royal Marines. Probably disappointed I'm not further into my writing career. But at least I've launched myself.

He probably would expect me to be a little taller.
Wait a second *checks goatee*

I'm evil you :0

Time to burn some orphanages.
So I'm not the evil twin?

That's a new one. I'm cah-ray-zee!
 

IamQ

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SkarKrow said:
RustlessPotato said:
He would say : " Damn, you got hot ". BECAUSE I HAVE !!!!

Some people call me arrogant, but I just like being me.
This too!

Except when they call me arrogant I can't hear them over the sound of how much more awesome than them I am.
So I can assume that your avatar is usually how you look at yourself in the mirror?
 

Zanderinfal

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"Now I really don't want to go to high school, if this is normal!" Seriously, I was a dick head as a child.

Back on topic now. These past two years have been utter indescribable shit. Having to deal with depression, one of my friends is now classified dead and is staying home for the next 4 days to die, someone who I thought I could count on turned on me, I lost my temper countless times, got into 2 fights where it was 3-1 (me being the 1) and people who hate me telling me face to face that they thought I should kill myself. I damn near did it too.

That said, these are probably the most important years for me because of these problems. I like to believe that we are defined as a person by how we deal with difficult situations. I just wish sometimes that I wasn't the one who people say has no concept of reality and how life works. Oh yes, very jolly for me indeed!

Captcha: how sweet.
 

Daggedawg

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"No way, you have a girlfriend? Who's Japanese!? And you live in Japan? Oh mah gawd that's so awesome! Why do you still have acne, though? I thought that shit would clear up once I hit 20..."

On the whole, I can imagine he would be quite pleased with his future self.
 

Murtdragon

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Past me would be disappointed because I'm in an office job and a 6 year relationship instead of in the worlds best band. And I would punch him, stuck up, prudey, preppy little so and so.

Wow hindsight would such be a dangerous thing...
 

John Farrell

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Upset that I'm not a power ranger or that I don't have some sort of -mon.

Dumbstruck when I explain what bronies are.

Relieved when I explain I am not one.

Crying when I steal his G1 transformers.

Ecstatic when I give him the first two seasons of the Tick on DVD.

Devastated when he realizes he cannot play DVD's.

Curious when I leave him a MTG deck (preferably blue-mill deck).

Happy when he realizes how broken modern cards are compared to earlier expansions and how easily he can win.
 

Rawne1980

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I think younger me would have shot you. Five kids? Are you TRYING to destroy the earth with overpopulation? Other people got the birds and the bees from their parents, all I got was a talk from my dad that the vagina is not a clowncar. That's just far too many kids to have in a single family. You are barely into your thirties man! Just go watch Idiocracy.
4 kids and 1 step kid.

Always said I was going to have a big family, it's a Noon thing. I'm the youngest of 5 kids. My sister has 4 kids, my oldest brother has 6, second oldest has 3 and the last one has 3.

My dad has 4 brothers and a sister.

Our family likes to breed.

Don't like it? Unlucky.

It may be far too many kids if the parents can't cope but, as I said before, we're financially well off and I work whenever I want being my own boss.

Now I just need to pick a favourite and hope that one finds me a good retirement home when the time comes.
 

Ljs1121

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It depends on how much younger. If it were me that was 10 or below, he probably wouldn't talk to me due to having a crippling fear of teenagers. Oddly enough, people my own age or younger and adults were fine. I just hated those in between. D:

If it were me from two years ago, I wouldn't give him the chance to view me at all because I'd punch him in the mouth. I was a pessimistic douchebag at the age of thirteen. Luckily, I'm pretty sure it was a phase and I'm all better now. :D
 

Slayer_2

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Probably be disappointed in me for drinking, hooking up with women and forgetting their names the next day, and for owning a car. To put it simply, young me was a loser.
 

pendragonown

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" Wow, I grow up to be you? " Said in a disgusted voice.
" I'm getting paid to do nothing. "
" Wow, I grow up to be you? " Said in a happy voice.

That, and the thing the guy near the front said about liking ponies.
 

Rose and Thorn

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I don't think a younger me would understand me. I have changed oh so much. A younger me wouldn't even recognize me.
 

Starik20X6

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Young me would think older me was awesome.

I'm doing a course to get into the film or game industry (check)
LEGO collection has been growing exponentially (check)
Still finding awesome cartoons to watch (check)
Haven't let growing older make me grow up (check)

So far young me is happy with where I am. Teenage me on the other hand is still pissed I'm not with my long-time crush yet.
 

SilkySkyKitten

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(Younger Me): "Soo, wait wait wait... I turn into a long-haired freak who watches My Little Pony? And I become gay?!"
(Current Me): "Bisexual. You realize you're bisexual. There's a difference."
(Younger): "What difference? You have a boyfriend and have fucked another guy, that still makes you a ******..."
(Current): "Ugh, you'll understand when you grow older and, well, actually mature."
(Younger): "But I don't watch stupid cartoons or sleep with stuffed animals like you do. I'm already mature!"
(Current): "Says the guy who used to have an obsession with the Care Bears... at age 12."
(Younger): "... that... never... happened!"

... at least, theoretically that's what a conversation with my younger self might be like.
 

CleverCover

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"You're not that much different...only much much MUCH more depressing. What is wrong with you? Is this what happens after too many naps?"

"No, it's just trying to be an adult sucks."

"Oh...well, you have friends now. That's good."
 

Right Hook

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Younger me would be glad to see that I am showing signs of progress but he'd be very upset that it took me so long, I would then blame him for not getting to these things sooner and leaving them for me to fix. We'd then start yelling at each other over various mistakes and I'd attack him, slitting his throat and thus deconstructing myself here in the present.
 

Gavmando

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Heh. He'd call me a pansy.

"You're a vegetarian? You do yoga? And you cant eat wheat?"
"Well technically you cant eat wheat either."
"Shut up pansy!"
 

Dragonclaw

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"so what do we do"

"you know that comic book store we loved?"

"yeah"

"we OWN that now!"

"and the toys we used to collect?"

"they need their own bedroom...and the garage...and part of the living room..."

"How about the CD collection?"

Holds up a hard drive "see this?"

"yeah...so? it's a box, what does it do"

"This box has EVERY song we've ever liked and every song we ever will!"

"whaaaaaa? So what else do we do for fun?"

"See that arcade machine in the living room?"

"yeah...what game is it?"

"ALL of them!"

Yeah...I think he'd be pretty damned happy...