Younger Me (YM) would probably think I was some kind of homosexual (back then I hadn't embraced my more feminine qualities and was still very insecure in my sexuality). He'd probably say something along the lines of "I can't believe I grew up into you".
I would then respond with a swift kick to YM's balls and say:
"You're a goddamn idiot, you know that?! You're life is so much better that you think it is! The world isn't out to get you! So stop listening to those damn emo bands and get your head out of your ass!"
(For the record, I was a HUGE emo back in the day- wait, do people still use the term "emo"?)
I would then follow up with another kick to the balls before returning to my time machine to go to a different point in my life so I can scream into Only Slightly Younger Me's ear "KISS HER, YOU IDIOT!".
I would then respond with a swift kick to YM's balls and say:
"You're a goddamn idiot, you know that?! You're life is so much better that you think it is! The world isn't out to get you! So stop listening to those damn emo bands and get your head out of your ass!"
(For the record, I was a HUGE emo back in the day- wait, do people still use the term "emo"?)
I would then follow up with another kick to the balls before returning to my time machine to go to a different point in my life so I can scream into Only Slightly Younger Me's ear "KISS HER, YOU IDIOT!".