How would Death Matches (Like Madworld) get on TV? And if you could make one, what would it be like?

Fniff

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What would it take to get death matches on TV?

And, now, on the making deathmatches thing...

My one would have chainsaws, railspikes and clubs as weapons, and nothing else. They would have to kill each other while singing 70's songs.

It would be called, "The Love Fest."

Please don't ask.
 

Jaranja

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20 midgets in a HUGE house (no really, Massive). All armed with a ladle. The last one alive gets a million.

I'd called it... I don't know. Suggestions please.
 

Cherry Cola

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A private TV-channel and lots and lots of bribe money.

And naked ladies.
 

Cherry Cola

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Well, first of all, you have to legalize it...

And my ones would have just one gun with one bullet in each.
To see what happens

"Suicide Valley"
Sounds more like "Russian Roulette ville"
 

theSovietConnection

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Well, first I'd need a satellite armed with nukes aimed at the US, Britain, Russia, and China. There is one computer at the top of a tower that will disarm one satellite. Have fun.
 

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theSovietConnection said:
Well, first I'd need a satellite armed with nukes aimed at the US, Britain, Russia, and China. There is one computer at the top of a tower that will disarm one satellite. Have fun.
With people from China, US, Britian and Russia!

Who are pacifists!
 

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HUBILUB said:
TheNamlessGuy said:
Well, first of all, you have to legalize it...

And my ones would have just one gun with one bullet in each.
To see what happens

"Suicide Valley"
Sounds more like "Russian Roulette ville"
Or, Hari-kiri hamlet.
 

Lost In The Void

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The Running Man [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Running_Man]
This would be the best way to set up a death match in my opinion
 

Cherry Cola

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TheNamlessGuy said:
HUBILUB said:
Sounds more like "Russian Roulette ville"[/quote

Noes, it's in a valley.
Gerudo Valley Grand Canyon...
Maybe "Suicide Canyon"?
You qvöted me wrong!

And that is the Swenglish way of writing quote.
 

theSovietConnection

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Fniff said:
theSovietConnection said:
Well, first I'd need a satellite armed with nukes aimed at the US, Britain, Russia, and China. There is one computer at the top of a tower that will disarm one satellite. Have fun.
With people from China, US, Britian and Russia!

Who are pacifists!
And the tower will have a crazy, drugged out homeless man with a machete. Hmm, this is starting to shape up nicely...

*runs to find tower and satellites*
 

Fniff

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theSovietConnection said:
Fniff said:
theSovietConnection said:
Well, first I'd need a satellite armed with nukes aimed at the US, Britain, Russia, and China. There is one computer at the top of a tower that will disarm one satellite. Have fun.
With people from China, US, Britian and Russia!

Who are pacifists!
And the tower will have a crazy, drugged out homeless man with a machete. Hmm, this is starting to shape up nicely...

*runs to find tower and satellites*
Don't worry, I have five of both those things. Got it off a James Bond villains garage sale. Also, I'll look under me local bridge.
 

MoganFreeman

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Seal off a typical office building. Last one alive gets out. No warnings, you just get to use what is on hand.
 

Nickolai77

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Didn't the Romans do something rather like this?


A modern day death-match would be rather like the old gladiator games, only not only would you have swords, but you would have chainsaws, machine guns and rocket propelled grenades.
 

Ranooth

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I would just put an unlocked gun cabinet in the current Big Brother house. That would be entertainment!!