How would gamers hell be like?

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Suicida1 Midget

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You are stuck in a high stool, with a virtual boy permenatly attached to your head... and theres no pinball game. You wont last a day.
 

XHolySmokesX

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Your forced to play a game where your in an extremely complex maze and you have to find the exit.

The games graphics are terrible, so terrible that they instantly make you feel sick.

The music is extremely annoying and repetative.

Whilst your playing the game you constantly feel sick and in a lot of uncomfortable pain.

Your playing the game in a room where there is nothing to lean on or sit on appart from the floor that is constantly too cold at your feet, and too hot at your head.

The Game itself, is completely unsolvable, despite you being shown someone completing it just before your given the controller.

To make a long story short, you go insane very quickly and wish you could die... despite already being dead.


That would be HELL!!!!
 

Newtonyd

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Every time you take damage in a game, you feel the pain that your character feels. You must replay every game you've ever loved, but they are violently twisted by hell-powers and made unfairly difficult, your allies betray you, the dialog is written by everyone who you've ever wronged in life, and the plots have no real conclusions.

You're promised there's a way out if only you can find it within the games. But you don't find it.
 

FalloutJack

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Having a Virtual Boy strapped to your face, even when you have to do ANYTHING ELSE.
 

Booze Zombie

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Serving UpSmiles said:
So whats the point in the food and water? sorry if I'm annoying you about this but if you can live forever, theres no need for survival necessities such as food and water, if hunger and thirst still affect you then taking them away would truly make it hell.
Nah, instead of being hungry and thirsty, you're stuck with the most unexciting and boring foods possible to make sure you eventually go insane and the great thing would be the bread and water is limitless.
 

Jacob Haggarty

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Booze Zombie said:
You're sat in a plain white room for all eternity, with nothing but bread, water and a watch.
No games, no other people. Just you living forever.
Thats a twisted imagination you have there... i would take fiery brimstone and rivers of magma over that sort of hell ANY day.

OT:

A)I reckon it would be a sort of "ground-hog day" scenario, just before the launch day of whatever is your most anticipated game, like HL3 or Skyrim. Except this time, there is no way out.

B)Being transported into a game-world... AS ONE OF THE ENEMY NPCs! THE HORROR! Not even a boss. Just a grunt. Like a goomba or something. If you are REALLY bad, then you become a boss, doomed to forever repeat the same actions, and have no ability other than to watch as some bastard hero repeatedly exposes weak points, as you grow weaker and more frustrated. Also respawn.

C)A world where all controllers are made of CHEESECAKE... AND NOT THE GOOD STUFF. REALLY, REALLY BAD CHEESECAKE. Yeah, Booze Zombie sort of ninja'd my idea...

CAPCHA: do not taunt happy fun ball... i am not joking.
 

Shadowhawk77

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The ultimate gamers hell. Text adventures for all of eternity wtih no paper or pencil to write down lock numbers or anything like that
 

Wyane380

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Booze Zombie said:
You're sat in a plain white room for all eternity, with nothing but bread, water and a watch.
No games, no other people. Just you living forever.
This, except you have a ball and cup, because regardless of the hand-eye coordination you've developed in your years of life, you can do nothing but fail.
 

JWAN

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Desert bus without the bug splatter 9 hours in and with choppier visuals
 

Kyoh

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Mass Effect 2, but the only playable part if scanning planets for minerals.

F*ck that part.
 

veloper

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Hell is other gamers.

They also give you a pistol and you will always respawn on death.
 

Ramzal

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Gamers hell would involve a mixture of having to play nothing but Demon's Souls with the hardest difficulty, with every time you heal yourself in game you are stabbed in the temple with a pitchfork, listening to the soundtrack from X Blades for the Xbox 360 for all eternity as well as having to listen to a group of Megaman fans whine that Legends 3 did not come out at random times of the day.

Or if you are a fan of Megaman, pretty much what you're feeling right now is enough.
 

Condor219

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Dylan Sowers said:
No, I think Gamer Hell would be much more ironic. I think you should be able to have all of the latest consoles and games you could manage, and ample time to play all of them (i.e. Eternity), and you could never run out. But, your gaming prowess has regressed to that of an average 3-year-old.
Given how difficulty in games is going, that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

OT:
Mackheath said:
Every game in existance, massive TVs, plenty of Dorito's and pizza and Coke with everything else...and no electricity or batteries or power.
You are a sick and twisted man for thinking up such torture.
 

Project Nemesis

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Rivers of lava, lots of devils...and yeah, machineguns and explosives! A lot of stuff is gonna get blown up down there and a lot of devils are gonna get shot in the face if I end up in hell. I'll be sending Satan straight to God to beg Him to allow me to go to Heaven. :D
 

MordinSolus

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Being forced to play Spore over and over
Dear God D:

OT: Being in your favorite video game. Here's the problem: You're an enemy. Remember those grunts you killed in Halo: Reach? Of course you do, they're everywhere. But those are all gamers in Hell...and you have now extinguished they're existence.