How would gamers hell be like?
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I don't see a problem with that at all.DrStupid87 said:
I think it would be something like having some of the more heinous things you've done in a game happen to you repeatedly for all eternity.
Imagine living through the nuke scene in Modern Warfare. Fun times.
For me it would easily be having a Wii with nothing to play but Okami, a PS3 with nothing to play but inFamous, and 360 that broke because I can't think of any 360 exclusive games I hated as much as the previous two.
And maybe if they want extra hell, they give me a PC with nothing to play but Command & Conquer 4.
And maybe if they want extra hell, they give me a PC with nothing to play but Command & Conquer 4.
Oh wait what? The only thing that happened are the smaller unimportant things. No more Rare or Sonic games worth touching, boo hoo. There are still plenty of other genres to play that aren't FPS. You sound like you're getting your info on new releases from Cracked. [http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-ominous-trends-in-video-games/]xPixelatedx said:
Any game you want, and everything works. You have the world's best stereo, a huge TV, and megawatts upon megawatts of Dolby surround sound.
But instead of audio and dialogue, you get racist College Freshmen and Whiny twelve year olds coming over the stereo. It will slowly drive you mad.
But instead of audio and dialogue, you get racist College Freshmen and Whiny twelve year olds coming over the stereo. It will slowly drive you mad.
It's even in video splash screens... it's everywhere...
THE CONTRACTION FOR "YOU ARE" IS YOU'RE, NOT YOUR!
aaanyway, on-topic... "gamers" are not generally alike enough to have one version of "hell" be effective on all of us. Personally, for me... it would be being locked in a room with rabid fans of various team sports... fans I am unable to harm. Even if I enjoy a given team sport, fans who follow the stats of it and want to share trivia with you... for example: people who know the name, career stats, favorite food, et cetera of every inductee to the Baseball Hall of Fame...
Well, lets just say they annoy me. More than a little.
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D-Pad said:
...and I can't help but agree with the sentiment.
You get to play all your favourite games, but they're all fundamentally bugged and broken. Nothing works except the movement controls, so you can't fight or use any attacks or open the inventory. You might possibly be able to talk to people, but you'll often end up stuck in conversation.
And, if you get a glimmer of hope where you think the game is playable, it will always freeze about an hour into the game.
And, if you get a glimmer of hope where you think the game is playable, it will always freeze about an hour into the game.
is it an LED watch could it comehow run linux, possibly rig up a crapy version of space invadersBooze Zombie said:
but seriously gamers hell...waiting for a blizzrd game, just when its about to come out they push back the rellease date 6 months, nuff said.
The skin on your hands has now been replaced with sandpaper.PancakesSUCKTHEYDO said:
OT: You're now in minecraft. Everything seems awesome for weeks as you build and build. One night you spot something on a hill. You walk closer to take a look.
Enderman stares back at you. Tall and black. As soon as you look away, he's gone. Every morning, something has been moved. Every time you look over your back, you see a block of sand that shouldn't be there.
But nothing except you ever makes a sound. Not even the wind. You have no voice, so you can't scream. You can't hurt the Enderman. You can't hide.
You have every PC game ever made, in mint condition with all manuals and swag, and you have an NES, which you trade in for a PC which won't run the games because they're all PS3 titles so you trade in your PC for a PS3 but you can't play them because you have XBOX 360 titles which you trade in for PS3 titles that you can't play because you only have a Gameboy... rinse, repeat forever.
Bad JRPGs for eternity, all written by Hideo Kojima, complete with his half hour long cutscenes, largely consisting of gibberish.
All other people there(hell would be other people) are 12 year old COD/Halo fans and there's no mute button... your headset is also fused to your head.
All other people there(hell would be other people) are 12 year old COD/Halo fans and there's no mute button... your headset is also fused to your head.
