How would you assassinate...

[skitzo van]

The game is simple, a person writes a famous persons name (could be anyone, Mario, Atkinson, Companion Cube...) and the next person writes a way to assassinate them and then writes another name.

I'll start: Archimedes of Syracuse.

 

[Darth Caelum]

I'll get my blades, stab him with it then throw his body into a table where he'll bleed to death
Albert Einstein

 

[Pimppeter2]

With Science!

How would you assassinate Lil Wayne?

 

[CounterAttack]

My team of invisible ninjas.

How would you kill Saxton Hale?

 

[Sleekgiant]

By realizing he is not really there

How would you kill Keaunu Reeves acting career

 

[Pimppeter2]

More Matrix sequels

How would you assassinate Altair?

 

[CounterAttack]

Poisoned Jarate.

How would you assassinate an Eldar?

 

[Flickering Star]

Throw them into the eye of terror

How would you assassinate Kefka?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd hire Jack West Jr. to take him out.

How would you assassinate Graham Stark?

 

[Birras]

Why...simple! I would slip on mah Phail-tanium ring and kick him in the testicles! Then I'd stab him or something....


How would you assassinate Ezio Auditore?

 

[CounterAttack]

With a team of fifty trained guards. Oh, wait. That wouldn't work. Um... I'd drown him. Darn it, he's not Altair. I'd out-sneak-attack him with my level 100 Sneaking Dark Elf.

How would you assassinate Emperor Uriel Septim?

 

[Darth Caelum]

Get him to a reunion with his son. then while he's all blubbery, Kill him and all his Guards along with his Son.
How would you Assassinate Commander Shepherd *hah*

 

[Randoms]

Tell him to go melee a Krogan. *hah*

How would you assasinate the Postal Dude.

 

[Vrex360]

By letting Boll make another movie about his adventures.

How would you assassinate the guys who made Epic Movie?

 

[Kud]

With a gun I suppose. But then I would make a terrible movie about it.

How would you assasinate Michael Atkinson?

 

[Vrex360]

Through the powers of VIDEO GAMES.

How would you assassinate Megan Fox?

 

[Darth Caelum]

Showing her a GOOD movie.

How would you assassinate Colonel Mustang (FMA)

 

[wolfy098]

cleanse him with fire
How would you kill a virus?

 

[Birras]

Ha! I'd use SCIENCE! to find the virus, and use lasers to kill everything near the virus. It would 'starve' with no host to replicate.

How would you assassinate the Space Napoleon?

 

[CounterAttack]

By believing it doesn't exist.

How would you assassinate Rick Astley?