How would you assassinate...

[TheSentinel]

By not feeding his cravings for blood.

How would you assassinate the One Called Tim?

 

[skitzo van]

With a cannon that shoots rabbits.

How would you assassinate Hitler?

 

[j1-2themax]

Blow the living crap out of him. Oh, wait...

How would you kill Jack Thompson?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd put him, Michael Atkinson and Saxton Hale in the same room. Only Mr. Hale would walk out.

How would you assassinate an angel?

 

[Knife-28]

With ninja stars made from GTA 4 discs.

How would you assassinate Bill Gates?

 

[Randoms]

Put him in the same room as Steve Jobs

How would you assasinate The Adoring Fan? (Oblivon reference)

 

[j1-2themax]

Drop him from the highest building in... wherever Oblivion takes place.

How would you kill Waluigi?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd stab him in the face with my enchanted glass longsword. In broad daylight. With fifty guards watching.

But then I'd take the Grey Cowl off. >=D

How would you assassinate a Dark Brotherhood assassin?

 

[Randoms]

With Heronomix Lex... Oh wait

How would you assasinate The Annoying Man? (Fallout)

 

[Sleekgiant]

Spoiler: Like this

How would you assassinate a ninja

 

[RussetRanger]

Spew flames all around me.


Jimmy Carter

 

[SpaceSpork]

With a house!

Ash Ketchum

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Cut off his Poke-balls!

How would you assassinate The Blood God.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

staunch the blood

Chuck norris

 

[WafflesandBacon]

With a Total gym.

How would you assassinate WafflesandBacon?

 

[Aisaka]

I would eat him.

How would you assassinate Matt Damon?