How would you go?

[TheVoyager]

I was thinking the other day, while I was watching a video on YouTube about how dieing scares people:

If you had to choose a way to die, how would it be? Fighting a horde of zombies (or something equivalent) attempting to attack your hometown? Something noble, or something villainous? Or just die in a nuclear holocaust?

I'd say that just dieing peacefully in my sleep would be satisfactory. Or assassinated like JFK. You know, whichever.

 

[kbag08]

Probably after i make some witty comment like "see you in hell" then take loads of terrorists with me

 

[scarbunny]

I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grand dad.

Not shouting and screaming like the people in his car.

 

[kbag08]

I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grand dad.

Not shouting and screaming like the people in his car.

Hmmm - dodgy....

 

[JDLY]

Either peacefully or a war hero.

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

i wouldnt mind goin out takin a bullet for a friend.

but then that's not quite my ideal way. The answer i always give to this question is this-- I wanna go out in a way that's gonna make everyone at my funeral erupt into laughter. Don't know what that is yet, but I'm workin on it. Trampled by Girl Scouts perhaps? Or maybe crushed by a shelf of KY jelly as i walk past it in the store. Or killed in the Mosh pit at a Journey concert. I dunno which, but something along those lines.

 

[Jovlo]

As long as I don't get to see it coming.
In my sleep will do I guess.
Surprise me!

 

[TheVoyager]

Very true.

 

[kewlrabbit]

I'd like to be crushed by a steamroller driven by the Incredible Hulk.

 

[fluffylandmine]

taking on an army of jack thompson clones(and the orginal)

i'd be happy if i took the sons of bitches with me, except since he's jack thompson he'll go to hell and i wouldn't because i killed him

 

[TheVoyager]

Not a fan of Jack Thompson, obviously.

 

[SteinFaust]

pretty much like as if i had the "last stand" perk.

and then "martyrdom"--wait no, one of those nifty Predator wrist-nukes.

 

[Imitation Saccharin]

...so I've got the syringe half-emptied into my arm, but the Hooker, well she just wants to go another round and starts shoving Viagra down my throat. They start mixing with the amphetamines and I'm gone, getting it done hardcore. Then we jump out of the plane...

 

[Thanq]

Assassination, because to be assassinated you would have to be really influential enough to get on someone's nerves that much or be in their way so much. If I'm assassinated, I must've made my mark on the world, see?

...And, it probably wouldn't hurt much with a proper assassin or hitman - just a sniper bullet or something, take me out quick and easy.

 

[scarbunny]

I'd like to be crushed by a steamroller driven by the Incredible Hulk.

ah Futurama where would we be with out you?

 

[lordsandro]

Mad cow.
I eated some beef when i was eleven.
The illness can start developing 10 years after the consumption of the meat.
So there is still time.

 

[HuCast]

I wanna die far away from home in an somehow "exotic" location. Maybe inside the great pyramid, somewhere in Angkor vat or in the deep jungles of Africa-something like that.

 

[Hatman Jam]

I feel obligated to deliver the standard "ridiculous, outlandish death scenario" like several other respectable posters in this topic. Let's see...

How about... whilst engaging in a 5-way with 4 beautiful women of various cultures, I am hit by a meteor that flew from the battlefield of a heavenly duel between two powerful deities. The news of my death is heard about the world. The following day the newspaper headlines read: "The Most Astonishing Death in World History, Four Women Witness Event, Remain Unscathed".



But on a more realistic note: I'd like to have died while living a full life with the people I respect and love close to me.

 

[zirnitra]

I want to to be dropped from the sky on top of an ice cream van playing Flight of the Valkyries on the chimes as I do the Charleston on the roof.