How would you go?

[Khedive Rex]

I intend to create a device that will unite all my true loves in life. Fire. Electricity. Magnetism.

I imagine it will ultimately just be a laser-esque device that electricutes its target with magnetic forces that individually seperate all the atoms in your body before setting them on fire.

I want to die by operating the device while it explodes from over use (Jack Thompson, I'm coming for you!) uniting all the effects of being lasered with unimaginable kinetic energy and radiation. That's what I call an epic death!

 

[puffbro1]

...so I've got the syringe half-emptied into my arm, but the Hooker, well she just wants to go another round and starts shoving Viagra down my throat. They start mixing with the amphetamines and I'm gone, getting it done hardcore. Then we jump out of the plane...

lol. I like it. I'd die of heart failure at the age 100 during a marathon sex session with 5 gorgeous women. It would appear as though I'm not the only aiming for this type of scenario.

 

[varulfic]

Fuck dying in my sleep. I want to go out in a bang, guns blazing. Cornered against an overwhelming force, but still manage to kill quite a few before I fall myself.

 

[PurpleRain]

Edit: Gonna rip off PurpleRain.

While wearing a top hat, or a pimp hat (big floppy fedora)

Of course it makes dying so much cooler.

 

[Piemaster]

I want to die peacefully, but my last words wold be some cryptic riddle that would lead people on a wild goose chase for some long lost treasure that doesn't exist. That would piss people off.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Edit: Gonna rip off PurpleRain.

While wearing a top hat, or a pimp hat (big floppy fedora)

Of course it makes dying so much cooler.

EVERYTHING cooler, i wanna show up to school one day in a good tophat with a champagne glass and act all snidey to everyone.... I really have got to get a better life ambition.

 

[Frybird]

Crushed by a zeppelin, preferably while having sex

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

Either a long life as a famous rock star, and having my name go down in Rock History. I'd try and aim to die about... a year or two of being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
But no, that makes too much sense. Hold on, lemme get some sugar. I'll think up something crazy.
I'd like to die while making love to three beautiful women, while playing the greatest guitar solo known to MANKIND. Then there would be three possible outcomes.
1. Turns out one of them is a smoking hot Succubus and I DIE. Oh well, die happy.
2. I suddenly get eaten by a dinosaur.
3. ZEPPELIN

 

[Ultrajoe]

Right before they announce remake of the star wars christmas special.

I consider it a mercy killing.

 

[Kronos 9000]

I wanna die guns blazing but when i die it sets off 5 nukes taking everyone with me

Muahaha!!

 

[PurpleRain]

Edit: Gonna rip off PurpleRain.

While wearing a top hat, or a pimp hat (big floppy fedora)

Of course it makes dying so much cooler.

EVERYTHING cooler, i wanna show up to school one day in a good tophat with a champagne glass and act all snidey to everyone.... I really have got to get a better life ambition.

Please do. Just to check it off someone's 'Things To Do' list.

 

[Poyer]

well, id like to kill myself with a shotgun, right up my throat aimed at the medula abungada. who would like to die of old age in a hospital anyway.

live fast, die young, as they say.

 

[dukeh016]

Because of those pesky kids and their stupid dog. I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't....ah hell, look what I've become.

 

[Fire Daemon]

I'd want to die knowing that my death was significant. I don't care about the finer points of how I died, just as long as it means something to someone.

 

[Saskwach]

Should the title read 'How will you go'? I mean, we're not dead yet. Would signifies that we're already dead.

Anyway:

Making love to Jennifer Hawkins, will fighting UndeadNinjaRaptors, wearing a tophat.

So, obviously with the details changed - and minus the baby unless you're into that - something a bit like this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVLr7GgVPFo]? (NSFW)

 

[scarbunny]

Should the title read 'How will you go'? I mean, we're not dead yet. Would signifies that we're already dead.

Anyway:

Making love to Jennifer Hawkins, will fighting UndeadNinjaRaptors, wearing a tophat.

I'm pretty sure it should be "would" as we cant choose how we "will" go unless we make the choice to do it ourselves.

"Would" implys choice where as "will" implys predetermination, however "did" would imply that we were already dead.

But this is all semantics, I'd rather go fighting undead pirates.

 

[tendo82]

I'd like to be pecked to death by a flock of enraged chickens.