How Would You Kill Wolverine?
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I wouldn't. I'd place him in a coffin, fill it up with concrete, lead, something like that and bury him deep below the surface of the earth, or just jettison him into space.
Silly people, killing him is unnecessary. Just neutralize him by dumping him into a giant box and send it into the middle of the earth or straight out into the infinity of space.
Magnets should neatly get him into position.
Then we can all welcome Magneto as our new overlord.
Magnets should neatly get him into position.
Then we can all welcome Magneto as our new overlord.
These are probably about the best suggestions that would actually work. Barring cosmically empowered devices though, I'd say the best the average hero or villain could hope for is to remove his head and keep it separated from his body. His cartilage and ligaments aren't indestructible so it might still be possible. Just pray his body doesn't still regenerate.Mr. Omega said:
If even a scrap of DNA remains, he will regenerate, so unravel the DNA.
Introduce the malevolent mitochondria from the Parasite Eve series into his body, the ones that rewrite all DNA and create horrific mutations before destabilising into orange goo; either that or localise the End Of Evangelion to just affect him, destabilising into orange goo. The way to kill wolverine involves orange goo.
Goo to it.
Introduce the malevolent mitochondria from the Parasite Eve series into his body, the ones that rewrite all DNA and create horrific mutations before destabilising into orange goo; either that or localise the End Of Evangelion to just affect him, destabilising into orange goo. The way to kill wolverine involves orange goo.
Goo to it.
This depends... Having been a longtime comic geek, Wolverine is an object of much derision in my circle. His power initially healed him, yes, but it wasn't beyond ridiculous as it is now, or beyond logic. He could die, he could be killed, and he wouldn't "come back" from death. If his throat were torn out, by his own admission, he would bleed to death before his healing factor could properly restore his wound. Nowadays I hear he's returned from "death" several times, completely incinerated, torn in half (how does that even work with an 'indestructible' skeleton?) being reduced to a single cell, once.
How to kill that? *shrugs* I dunno. Apparently you'll have to shoot the writer, as they just won't let him die...
How to kill that? *shrugs* I dunno. Apparently you'll have to shoot the writer, as they just won't let him die...
Drop him into a huge whole in the ground, fill it in with concrete and then put a huge slab over the top... wait for him to drown and get stuck in it. 
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Failing that build a skyscraper on top of that to be sure.
.Failing that build a skyscraper on top of that to be sure.
I'd ask ghost rider to use the penance stare on wolverine. Failing that, I'd ask batman for advice
You'd be hard pressed to kill a guy who survived a fucking NUCLEAR BOMB ON HIS HEAD, but if I had to, I'd go with Professor X's theory: Cut off the head and forever keep it separate from the body.
I don't even try. People who want to kill wolverine have a nasty habit of getting sliced into pieces. You can however evade him all but indefinitely, particularly if you've done something psychologically scarring to him in the past. So once he's in my lair the giant video monitors will hit him with goatceman and tubgirl shortly after the helicopter has taken off.
I was about to complain that that thread came out two years ago and nobody had posted, but then I noticed someone had posted today. TypicalSouplex said:
Still, I think there needs to be a time frame where after it has passed you can do the thread again as necroing is also looked down upon in most communities.
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Throw him into the fucking sun. Lets see him survive that.
Let's see you throw him into the fucking sun. There's only one man I can think of who could do it. And yet all he needs to do to kill any man... is stare.dogstile said: