How Would You Kill Wolverine?
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I'd probably just bury him alive in something and call it a day.
Actually. I wouldn't. I'd skin him and made some 'improvements' to his skeleton... Assuming that this is yet another world where I've been given a kind of godlike influence over the outcome of a single event.
Actually. I wouldn't. I'd skin him and made some 'improvements' to his skeleton... Assuming that this is yet another world where I've been given a kind of godlike influence over the outcome of a single event.
The sun. He might be able to regenerate from anything, but he still isn't capable of autonomous spaceflight. Also, it's kind of difficult to regenerate a body when it becomes melted into its constituent atoms. There's not even a strand of DNA left to identify as a part of him.
wait, what? so a massive blunt force to the head will simply decapitate him?Cheshire the Cat said:
there's your answer then, just fire a rail-gun at his head problem sorted.
oh, right it's marvel i keep forgetting. he'll just grow a new body for the head and a new head for the body or something stupid.... /sigh
( i really shouldn't give them ideas, hua )
Use a flame thrower! He may be able to regenerate but I doubt it would be fast enough!
"IT BURNS!!! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NUSSING!"
"IT BURNS!!! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NUSSING!"
Electricity infused bullets.
He is sub immortal, but the pain will get to him and he would eventually die.
The adamantium is a perfect conductor of electricity, methinks, so maybe a few shots would do it.
Quite a slow death, though
He is sub immortal, but the pain will get to him and he would eventually die.
The adamantium is a perfect conductor of electricity, methinks, so maybe a few shots would do it.
Quite a slow death, though
Id run upto him and boot him a massive one in the balls, then , while he was down, id get my dad to fart on his head to confuzzle him.
While he is in this state i would drag him to the local butchers, get his eyes ripped out, and have the sockets quickly stuffed with metal ballos so his eyes cant regrow. Then id have his head taken off, and shipped to a poor backwater village in Asia. Then i'd encase his body in concrete and drop him into the Laurentian Abyss.
If this didnt kill him, i bet it would take him a while to swim back up and find his head.
While he is in this state i would drag him to the local butchers, get his eyes ripped out, and have the sockets quickly stuffed with metal ballos so his eyes cant regrow. Then id have his head taken off, and shipped to a poor backwater village in Asia. Then i'd encase his body in concrete and drop him into the Laurentian Abyss.
If this didnt kill him, i bet it would take him a while to swim back up and find his head.
Electricity infused bullets.
He is sub immortal, but the pain will get to him and he would eventually die.
The adamantium is a perfect conductor of electricity, methinks, so maybe a few shots would do it.
Quite a slow death, though
EDIT: sorry, double post.
He is sub immortal, but the pain will get to him and he would eventually die.
The adamantium is a perfect conductor of electricity, methinks, so maybe a few shots would do it.
Quite a slow death, though
EDIT: sorry, double post.
Either drop him into a volcano right into the molten lava or into the sun. Either results, the seer heat should burst him into flame and his metal should melt when his remain enter right into it.
because it's impossibly broken logic, there would indeed be at-least one wolverine for each time he shed a single cell that was allowed to replicate because that's the only logical outcome of any scientific understanding of 'he can regenerate from a single cell'Klumpfot said:
the only other answer involves some kind of nth dimensional soul that picks which cell regenerates which has marvel written all over it, so i pick that.
Actually he survived being put in the concentration camp incinerators repeatedly (among other things), so just toasty him wouldn't do the trick.
I think feeding him to a pack of Ravenous actual wolverines would be the best solution...or at least the most poetic.
First breed some very aggressive wolverines that go into a feeding frenzy at the scent of blood. Then incapacitate wolverine and cut him up a bit....and toss him into your large wolverine habitat....after not feeding them for a day or 2 so they are very hungry.
Now whenever he starts to regenerate body parts the wolverines will munch on him....and he will basically be a perpetual food sorce for them. Even if you don't actually monitor the area they would be able to live just off his natural regenerating flesh...at least till his abilities gave up and he just plain died.
Even if he somehow did manage to survive that....I bet he would change his name afterwards
I think feeding him to a pack of Ravenous actual wolverines would be the best solution...or at least the most poetic.
First breed some very aggressive wolverines that go into a feeding frenzy at the scent of blood. Then incapacitate wolverine and cut him up a bit....and toss him into your large wolverine habitat....after not feeding them for a day or 2 so they are very hungry.
Now whenever he starts to regenerate body parts the wolverines will munch on him....and he will basically be a perpetual food sorce for them. Even if you don't actually monitor the area they would be able to live just off his natural regenerating flesh...at least till his abilities gave up and he just plain died.
Even if he somehow did manage to survive that....I bet he would change his name afterwards
Simple. I'd just follow the Xavier Protocols and separate his head from his body.
Plus if you want to talk healing factors Wolverine's is better than Sabertooth's, it is just it is constantly taxed from having to fight the adamantium poisoning from his bones. Though to be fair Sabertooth didn't take months to heal from a claw to the brain, he was actually lying for the majority of the time and pretending to be mindless (boy was Boom Book upset when she found that out.)
Deadpool's is likely better than Wolverine's though, given that he can regrow limbs. That is something that neither Wolverine or Sabertooth's have been able to do.
Of course the grand-daddy of them all is the Hulk. Though it greatly depends on which incarnation you are talking about and how mad he is at the time.
Though of course the healing factor of any character is as powerful as it needs to be to tell the story.
Plus if you want to talk healing factors Wolverine's is better than Sabertooth's, it is just it is constantly taxed from having to fight the adamantium poisoning from his bones. Though to be fair Sabertooth didn't take months to heal from a claw to the brain, he was actually lying for the majority of the time and pretending to be mindless (boy was Boom Book upset when she found that out.)
Deadpool's is likely better than Wolverine's though, given that he can regrow limbs. That is something that neither Wolverine or Sabertooth's have been able to do.
Of course the grand-daddy of them all is the Hulk. Though it greatly depends on which incarnation you are talking about and how mad he is at the time.
Though of course the healing factor of any character is as powerful as it needs to be to tell the story.
They kinda did explain this at one point, and actually had a different mutant with better regen powers who would be cloned when cut in two etc (think it was actually in one of the xmen movies even).The Lugz said:
Anyway in many cases wolverine has had his blood etc used to help heal/regen other people....so his cells/body offer regenerative properties...but only to a complete system (perhaps based on the brain, the soul or whatever). He is ageless btw....and even his blood can be used to make others live forever (although it seems like it takes more and more to have the same effect so eventually a normal human would die.
If you did cut off Wolverines hand....he could re-attach it to himself......or it could be kept viable in a certain solution and the bone marrow/blood etc used over decades etc to boost normal humans regenerative abilities and prevent aging. They did that by getting a bone fragement from wolverine in WWII at one point and then using it and super soldiers to allow them to take debilitating/deadly drugs that made them super fast/strong etc as well.
They really go back and forth constantly regarding how powerful wolverines healing factor is. Sometimes it makes him basically immortal, other times it can only take so much and then he needs to recharge. Phoenix thrashed him so hard for instance that his healing factor couldn't keep up in the dark phoenix comics. Rogue of course could drain his power allowing him to die easily (even from wounds he had already healed in fact).
Some of the insane amount of damage he has taken should make normal bullets absolutely worthless against him (not to mention even super human punches/kicks etc) yet he often is seriously hurt by bullets and normal melee attacks. Even normal human beings have knocked him down or over come him physically in some story lines.
One thing that is pretty consistent though is that he does not actually age much, if at all, because he does not have any cellular decay. He does have a very large weakness though which is a propensity for memory loss. Even in the comics where they state wolverine has exceptional mental control, he still seems to have his mind messed with on a fairly consistent basis. Even if it doesn't work that often many of his enemies have tried to trick him into working for them etc when he could not remember his past or who he is. While to some extent I could understand how that works with telepathic mutants like Professor X.....I would think his memory centers would also regenerate any damage done to them very quickly. Instead, he seems to be very vulnerable to memory loss for some reason.
In all honesty just use the same sword to kill him that they used to kill Sabretooth, It shuts down healing factors with it's blade, so get Magneto to do the rip out his Adamantium again, and while he's stunned from that cut off his head. There you guys go, a perfectly in universe legal way to kill Wolverine.
I'd say as you can't really kill him, I'll say what I meant in the other thread about Magneto.
Drop him in a volcano, and, if humanly possible, separate his bones. Eventually, it would erupt and he'd be scattered in solid rock, leaving him unable to regenerate.
Hang on.. extra question, if that happened, and all his adamantium limbs were separated, from which bone would he regrow the rest of him? I'm assuming his skull...
And would the new bones be adamantium? Because I've heard that it was bonded to his bones, so maybe his body recognizes that as part of itself....
But even if he did grow back, his brain would regrow perfectly but he would have no recollection of anything.
Drop him in a volcano, and, if humanly possible, separate his bones. Eventually, it would erupt and he'd be scattered in solid rock, leaving him unable to regenerate.
Hang on.. extra question, if that happened, and all his adamantium limbs were separated, from which bone would he regrow the rest of him? I'm assuming his skull...
And would the new bones be adamantium? Because I've heard that it was bonded to his bones, so maybe his body recognizes that as part of itself....
But even if he did grow back, his brain would regrow perfectly but he would have no recollection of anything.
your first idea was better, but i can simplify it somewhatwulfy42 said:Actually he survived being put in the concentration camp incinerators repeatedly (among other things), so just toasty him wouldn't do the trick.
I think feeding him to a pack of Ravenous actual wolverines would be the best solution...or at least the most poetic.
First breed some very aggressive wolverines that go into a feeding frenzy at the scent of blood. Then incapacitate wolverine and cut him up a bit....and toss him into your large wolverine habitat....after not feeding them for a day or 2 so they are very hungry.
Now whenever he starts to regenerate body parts the wolverines will munch on him....and he will basically be a perpetual food sorce for them. Even if you don't actually monitor the area they would be able to live just off his natural regenerating flesh...at least till his abilities gave up and he just plain died.
Even if he somehow did manage to survive that....I bet he would change his name afterwards
incapacitate him ( many methods, simplest is probably blunt force to the head, sniper round in the eye, ect )
drop him in a vat of molten steel and solidify it, creating a large, sealed, solid prison
( he is not superman, even if he can overpower regular people he is not strong enough to break a thick piece of steel coating him like that )
leave him until he exhausts all energy present in his body trying to breathe, move, think, whatever.
=death
obviously carrys the risk of other mutants breaking him out, especially magneto or anyone with a power over metal or teleportation or whatever, but if the situation is wolfy himself, alone i think it would work quite well