I agree but we're calling this "Hell", not negative paradise (Nega-vana?), so don't some Christian concepts still apply? I'm just going with current info and unfortunately Catholicism is the largest sect of Christianity.Arakasi said:
How would you run hell?
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Cold coffee. I'm not talking ice'd coffee here. I'm talking room-temp coffee with a few grounds thrown in just in case it's not evil enough. And that's all i'll ever serve. EVER.
I'd give out harsh punishments to the people who really deserve it (including lots of irony), and if any sinners want to repent, I'd have them sent off to Purgatory, 'cause hey, I believe in forgiveness and redemption...
I'd create a massive party for everyone who didn't do anything morally wrong. All the rapists, murderers, pedophiles, people who talk in the theatre, twilight fans, etc, would be turned into an NPC from Saint's Row 2.
You'd have to live the relevant parts of the lives of every living being you had ever wronged.
Like, that insect whose wings and legs you tore off when you were little? You'll have to go through exactly what you did to them. And that's assuming you only did it once.
Regular, decent people would maybe have to live a combined total of a few weeks/months of everything they did to others before they were allowed to move on.
For the holocaust alone, Adolf Hitler would have to endure millions of years in his own camps. Nevermind all the suffering he caused beyond that.
Once you had served your sentence, you could pretty much do what you wanted. Be reincarnated, go to heaven, whatever.
Like, that insect whose wings and legs you tore off when you were little? You'll have to go through exactly what you did to them. And that's assuming you only did it once.
Regular, decent people would maybe have to live a combined total of a few weeks/months of everything they did to others before they were allowed to move on.
For the holocaust alone, Adolf Hitler would have to endure millions of years in his own camps. Nevermind all the suffering he caused beyond that.
Once you had served your sentence, you could pretty much do what you wanted. Be reincarnated, go to heaven, whatever.
Pretty much what I came here to say, nobody likes queues. Aside from that I think Silent Hill does a pretty good job. Monsters made from your own guilt and inadequacies and such.Eclipse Dragon said:
Everyone would be locked in a room with a indestructible television that can't be messed with in any way, and all that would ever play would be a episode of Jersey shore.
Tranquility Lane from Fallout 3 always seemed to me to be the very worst kind of hell, the one where you don't know you're there, only to be played with by an omnipotent, wholly evil being. Something like that, although I think I'll take a form other than that of a little girl named Betty.
I like the idea of having the person experience their favourite activity for all eternity until they hate it. I'm fairly certain if you do anything non stop forever you will begin to loathe it.
Just thought I'd let you know that here to start at a specific time it's "&start=xxx" where xxx is the time in seconds.DazZ. said:
They say the reason hell is so horrible is because it's separate from God. So I won't pretend it's okay, and all I'd do is keep the place from bursting at the seams. Thanks for doing my job for me, God.
For people who commit sins, I will remind them of each one and then torture them in a fitting manner designed to teach them WHY it's a sin, and then when they regret each of them adequately (how deeply they'd need to regret each depends on the sin and circumstances of it - a man who kills in self-defense probably shouldn't be there at all but if he is he'd spend less time being tortured than a terrorist) I'll let them go free in Hell.
Being in hell for alternate religious beliefs will be excluded unless those beliefs encourage willful sinning. I mean, atheists for the most part aren't bad people, I don't wanna torture them for eternity unless they were also assholes... and most of the time, not even then.
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But for criminals there for willful cardinal sins, they would have their heads locked in place, facing towards a window that looks out onto heaven but forever unable to touch it. A pineapple up the ass is too good for rapists.
For people who commit sins, I will remind them of each one and then torture them in a fitting manner designed to teach them WHY it's a sin, and then when they regret each of them adequately (how deeply they'd need to regret each depends on the sin and circumstances of it - a man who kills in self-defense probably shouldn't be there at all but if he is he'd spend less time being tortured than a terrorist) I'll let them go free in Hell.
Being in hell for alternate religious beliefs will be excluded unless those beliefs encourage willful sinning. I mean, atheists for the most part aren't bad people, I don't wanna torture them for eternity unless they were also assholes... and most of the time, not even then.
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But for criminals there for willful cardinal sins, they would have their heads locked in place, facing towards a window that looks out onto heaven but forever unable to touch it. A pineapple up the ass is too good for rapists.