How would YOU save Christmas?

[Cahlee]

I'd cuddle it until it felt better



.. Dont mind me, I've had two hours of sleep :S

That's better than mine... but that seems harder.

Persistence is key!!!

 

[xitel]

I'd cuddle it until it felt better



.. Dont mind me, I've had two hours of sleep :S

That's better than mine... but that seems harder.

Persistence is key!!!

Persistence in cuddling Christmas? Or locking everyone into a room with their family like I proposed?

 

[Cahlee]

I'd cuddle it until it felt better



.. Dont mind me, I've had two hours of sleep :S

That's better than mine... but that seems harder.

Persistence is key!!!

Persistence in cuddling Christmas? Or locking everyone into a room with their family like I proposed?

I think it works both ways!

 

[Souplex]

I would untie Santa and let him out of my basment in exchange for 10% of all toys his elves manufacture.

 

[wewontdie11]

I wouldn't! Let Christmas rot. Bah humbug.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I would go Super Saiyan and eliminate the prick who incapacitated Santa Claus.

 

[dalek sec]

I imagine a scenario in which zombies attack Santa's workshop and me and Bruce Campbell have to team up to rescue Santa, all while fighting off infected elves and reindeer with shotguns chainsaws, and whatever toys we can find with any deadly qualities.

Not bad, sounds like it could be a good one.

Um.. The Doctor, Torchwood Three and Sarah Jane Smith, they should be able to save it and then some.

 

[DirkGently]

I would team up with Bruce Willis in a violent buddy comedy to save Santa from that crazed, German terrorist from Die Hard 2

You're thinking of Die Hard 3, Die Hard With A Vengence, and he's not really a terrorist. He's a thief. They're all fucking thieves, except for the guys in Die Hard 2: Die Harder, they were just corrupt dudes saving their boss. The only one close to being a terrorist was Timothy Olyphant in Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard. Now that my Die Hard nerdiness is done, onto the topic:

I'd save Christmas with a raptor, preferably from raptors.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Through song and dance.

 

[Space Spoons]

Summon Aslan, Luke Skywalker, Mr. T and Wolverine to form a yuletide strike force and take down the Grinch, Heat Miser, Berger Meister Meister Berger and Hitler in a climactic fight to the finish on an iceberg floating in a volcano.

 

[intergral]

The old fashioned way, with guns blazing!

 

[Caliostro]

Liberty Prime.


Failing that: M.I.R.V.


All I'm saying.

 

[Hey Joe]

With the power of INTERPRETIVE DANCE!

Once the Grinch sees the awesomeness contained within the dance of the Frozen Chicken (It's a dance I do, and it always gets a laugh), he will have no choice but to consent to the Christmas cheer.

 

[linchowlewy]

with K.I.S.S. free cookie for anyone that gets that.

 

[Seydaman]

nuke the north pole then migrate penguins to china. then go play some games

 

[Asymptote Angel]

I would completely secularize it. All the presents, none of the guilt for getting them.

 

[linchowlewy]

nuke the north pole then migrate penguins to china. then go play some games

SAVE christmas. not destroy. unless you are saving christmas from santa

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

It's in the development stages, but part 5 of my 83-part plan would involve a large slice of anchovy pizza and a miniature horse.

I see where your plan is going and no no no that will never work it would have to be a anchovy and GARLIC pizza plus a miniature horse. Of course then in part 81 it would need to be a kitten instead of a rhinoceros.

 

[Random Argument Man]

95% savings on everything?

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

with K.I.S.S. free cookie for anyone that gets that.

Family Guy. Chocolate chip please.