Hulk Hogan Flashes His Junk in Def Jam Rapstar Ad
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Honestly it wasn't so bad but I have one...well I have plenty of questions but I have one pertinent one: The hell did that accomplish? Seriously. Disregarding that fact that you have a guy playing the game badly (because seeing people fail at using your product makes me wanna get it) was that supposed to sway my opinion? Was I supposed to go, "Oh, I'm sold now. Day one purchase right here?"
Honestly it wasn't so bad but I have one...well I have plenty of questions but I have one pertinent one: The hell did that accomplish? Seriously. Disregarding that fact that you have a guy playing the game badly (because seeing people fail at using your product makes me wanna get it) was that supposed to sway my opinion? Was I supposed to go, "Oh, I'm sold now. Day one purchase right here?"
Why did I have to see that? Why did I click this news with the title it had? Why are my eyes liquefied in a pool at my feet? Why...
Ha ha ha, judging by the responses this is getting, I'm really glad I didn't actually play that video. I rather suspect watching people flail about in horror and disbelief is more entertaining anyways, heh!
It's not that bad actually. Personally I think watching Hogan try to rap is worse. It's just...pointless.Gildan Bladeborn said:
I didn't think Andy Chalk was serious when he said he was flashing his junk.
I won't be making that mistake a second time.
I won't be making that mistake a second time.
I don't know about the rest of you, but in my little world, what actually happened was that was all a publicity stunt. Hogan didn't expose anything, but the black bar makes us THINK he did. Brooke wasn't horrified nearly enough for him to actually have done that.
That's my theory, & I'm sticking to it.
That's my theory, & I'm sticking to it.
I have sooo many questions and almost none of them deal with Hulk's dick. What the hell was the purpose of "The Mouth from the South" being there? Did he stroke out a couple years ago? It reminded me of the last years of Richard Pryor.
Why were they in a shitty motel with an even worse setup? Even though I wasn't an eighties multi millonaire legend with a pop star daughter and a semi successful reality show, I could still spring for a Holiday Inn. You could pin this one on def Jam but I'm positive they have more money then the Hulkster.
Was it me, or did Hulk Hogan appear to be that 25 year old at a party when everyone else is 15? Way to lame to hang out with people his own age (cept for the weirdo that bought most of the booze aka strokey) but will appeal to at least one or two sluts (this case being his daughter). Yeah Hulk, you're gonna get laid, but... whatever, ick.
Also, was this filmed at the meeting spot for the deal? It seems like Hulk and company didn't make it to the studio and def Jam could only film that one day, so they just met Hulk where he was located. The location being where he told his dealer to meet him. Unfortunately, def Jam got stuck in traffic and was two hours late.
What the fuck is def Jam doing making this commercial? Did the figure, "Fuck it. This game will only appeal to those weirdos whose house you visited when you were kids and owned games like Shaq-Fu or that terrible Bruce Lee game. They'll get a kick outta Hogan's hogan.
Did anyone else imagine ICP playing in the backround?
Why were they in a shitty motel with an even worse setup? Even though I wasn't an eighties multi millonaire legend with a pop star daughter and a semi successful reality show, I could still spring for a Holiday Inn. You could pin this one on def Jam but I'm positive they have more money then the Hulkster.
Was it me, or did Hulk Hogan appear to be that 25 year old at a party when everyone else is 15? Way to lame to hang out with people his own age (cept for the weirdo that bought most of the booze aka strokey) but will appeal to at least one or two sluts (this case being his daughter). Yeah Hulk, you're gonna get laid, but... whatever, ick.
Also, was this filmed at the meeting spot for the deal? It seems like Hulk and company didn't make it to the studio and def Jam could only film that one day, so they just met Hulk where he was located. The location being where he told his dealer to meet him. Unfortunately, def Jam got stuck in traffic and was two hours late.
What the fuck is def Jam doing making this commercial? Did the figure, "Fuck it. This game will only appeal to those weirdos whose house you visited when you were kids and owned games like Shaq-Fu or that terrible Bruce Lee game. They'll get a kick outta Hogan's hogan.
Did anyone else imagine ICP playing in the backround?
Yes.Super Jamz said:
Also, he probably didn't flash his junk. I mean, seriously? He was probably wearing something underneath.
