Human History in 6 words

[x434343]

Oh fuck we just fucked up.

 

[BonsaiK]

Uneducated internet nihilists, getting it wrong.

 

[shotgunbob]

What is this I don't even-

 

[Lyx]

"Deny self, deny others, deny denial."

 

[Moontrust]

We screwed everything up, didn't we?

or

Can't we all just get along?

 

[MostlyHarmless]

Jerk off, eat, fuck shit up.


Wait a tick. That sounds familiar.

 

[strum4h]

we invented bacon and the internet.

 

[Enzeru92]

God told me to do it

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Let's fuck up some shit........Now.

 

[Woodsey]

Progress hindered by religion and stuff.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Humans did lots of interesting things.

Take that however you want to. You an optimist? "Humans have achieved many amazing feats worthy of praise." How about a pessimist? "Humans have achieved many amazing feats worthy of facepalming." Or perhaps you're a cynic? "Humans have achieved many amazing feats of utter horror." You could be a realist. "Humans have achieved many amazing feats both good and bad." Or you could be like me. "Humans have achieved many interesting things, I guess you could call them 'feats'."

Or for this thread: "Nietzsche wannabes make six word summaries" Woohoo! Slightly witty remark! And it rhymes! Sorta! Exclamation point! Overly-long joke! I'll stop now!

 

[Eggsnham]

Dude, we are assholes, and sex.

Not really comprehensible and it only works if you consider "assholes" one word, but hey. It's all true.

 

[cheese_wizington]

"We came, we saw, we conquered." <-- My version of human history in six words.

" Scipio. Law. Wanderer. Killer. Womanizing. Me." <-- MY family history.

Scipio = Farthest ancestor fought beside him as one of his officers at Carthage.

Law = Same ancestor became a judge in Rome, giving my family power.

Wanderer = Renaissance saw my family as merchants and mercenaries.

Killer = Mafioso.

Womanizing = My father in a man-whore.

Me = Duh.

That's fucking awesome, how did you find that out?

 

[Fxh_legato]

"They're coming right for us ned!"
or
"Mother nature can eat a dick"

 

[Stephanos]

Absolutely epic.

There, only needed 2 words. The whole "we're jerks" thing is a bit angsty and simplistic, don't you think?

 

[Kitteh]

"Where is my beer, you *****?"

 

[jameskillalot]

feed, sleep, sex, poop, war, destroy

 

[evilartist]

Gods aren't real. Get over it.