Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours
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Get a place in the London eye, add some furniture and my lady friend, take it to the top and stop it.. Huggle, drink earl gray tea and watch the fireworks..
Oh and might acquire a rifle to pop off a few 'trouble makers though-out the apocalypse, by trouble makers I mean targets of opportunity..
Oh and might acquire a rifle to pop off a few 'trouble makers though-out the apocalypse, by trouble makers I mean targets of opportunity..
Mostly try to survive the antics of the rest of you knuckleheads so I can enjoy my last 3 hours in peace.
What, no-one else would immediately and unhesitantly commit suicide to spare themselves the horror? Think about it. Think about what everyone else would be doing.
So far, the posts I've seen boil down to violence and sex (undoubtedly rape, in most instances, so just violence if you want to bring it down further). I don't know about anyone else but I don't want to bear witness to the swift de-evolution of mankind to primal urges after the millions of years of social and psychological maturing our species has undergone.
If mankind is going out like that, I'd rather go of my own accord.
So far, the posts I've seen boil down to violence and sex (undoubtedly rape, in most instances, so just violence if you want to bring it down further). I don't know about anyone else but I don't want to bear witness to the swift de-evolution of mankind to primal urges after the millions of years of social and psychological maturing our species has undergone.
If mankind is going out like that, I'd rather go of my own accord.
Er, I think an explanation of martial law is needed.
By the time martial law hits, there is a strict curfew, and the military takes over policing duties, where they have ridiculous policing powers and all your civil rights go right out the window. There doesn't need to be "reasonable suspicion" of a crime, there just has to be "suspicion." A lot of crimes don't have a lengthy trial and usually get prescribed the death penalty, either by single gunshot execution, or taken away to another place, then execution. Why, they could suspect an attack, shoot your dog and burn your home if they caught you peering out the front curtains.
Anyway, the moral of the story is, if you're gonna carry around a weapon during marital law, make sure it's a big one, and at the ready. ...And that you have a few friends with you, also with big weapons.
By the time martial law hits, there is a strict curfew, and the military takes over policing duties, where they have ridiculous policing powers and all your civil rights go right out the window. There doesn't need to be "reasonable suspicion" of a crime, there just has to be "suspicion." A lot of crimes don't have a lengthy trial and usually get prescribed the death penalty, either by single gunshot execution, or taken away to another place, then execution. Why, they could suspect an attack, shoot your dog and burn your home if they caught you peering out the front curtains.
Anyway, the moral of the story is, if you're gonna carry around a weapon during marital law, make sure it's a big one, and at the ready. ...And that you have a few friends with you, also with big weapons.
Find a way to get to NASA in under three hours, steal a rocket, and wait till the very last second before launching it off of earth. Then, face earth, stick a middle finger towards it, shout "HAR HAR I LASTED THE LONGEST" and fly about in the ship untill dead.
Hey, why not? I still die, right?
Hey, why not? I still die, right?
If I can't sleep with it kill it, if I can't kill it, sleep with it, if neither of those is an option ignore it. Also possibly give my dog some treats, it would be a shame if they had to miss out on the hedonistic joy of the apocalypse too.
Three hours??? FFFUUUUUUUU- boyfriend is at least three and a half by plane, and that's if I skip the bus ride and magically appear in Buffalo right now, and he meets me in Houston! Dammit. Depending on what mom, dad and brother unit are doing (although I imagine he'd be boning his girlfriend, ew ew ew), I'd probably sit in the living room with them, get drunk, pet my bunny, and possibly talk to boyfriend on the phone since the gigantic long distance bill won't even matter. He chose a bad time to go on another cruise contract =/
...and that's all supposing that no one I care about chooses to do anything, such as kill themselves or something.
Let's not do this. ELE can happen in, like, February or something. Just put it on hold, please? This is a bad time.
...and that's all supposing that no one I care about chooses to do anything, such as kill themselves or something.
Let's not do this. ELE can happen in, like, February or something. Just put it on hold, please? This is a bad time.
Kill everyone who's ever even looked at me the wrong way... Then hop on the Vogon ship of course, have some tea, relax, play some minecraft... might even take up WoW, my whole life's just been destroyed, too lazy to get another.
the problem with doing anything that depends on the world ending soon is, what if the world doesn't end soon?
there you are, blood of 180 random bystanders staining your clothing and hair, one for each minute of the rest of the world, and the countdown clock ticks to -1 minute, and then -2. and everyone's looking at you and you're just like, ah shit.
oh, as for me i'd systematically booty call all my exes. if the world doesn't end the only thing i have to deal with there is a little light shame.
there you are, blood of 180 random bystanders staining your clothing and hair, one for each minute of the rest of the world, and the countdown clock ticks to -1 minute, and then -2. and everyone's looking at you and you're just like, ah shit.
oh, as for me i'd systematically booty call all my exes. if the world doesn't end the only thing i have to deal with there is a little light shame.
Wow guys... Just wow... I tried to make a situation where people wouldn't go out on major rape and murder sprees and would instead be more reasonable, staying with loved ones, trying something new, settling old scores. You know, the old tying up all loose ends without everyone dying before their time.
Admittedly, my last three hours would be spent assasulting a museum, stealing a set of fitting samurai armor + sword, finding a particular bully and lopping his fucking head off, but that's deserved.
PS - I found this contribution particularly amusing
All in all I'm rather amused. Keep it up and I hope we get some more people with cool/creative/realistic answers
Admittedly, my last three hours would be spent assasulting a museum, stealing a set of fitting samurai armor + sword, finding a particular bully and lopping his fucking head off, but that's deserved.
PS - I found this contribution particularly amusing
RareDevil said:
All in all I'm rather amused. Keep it up and I hope we get some more people with cool/creative/realistic answers
Eat beans and brew a hell of a fart.
Then when the apocalypse comes...
*thrrbbbtt*
One hell of a chat up line in the afterlife - "Hey, my farts can destroy worlds. I'll pick you up at 7."
Or even better, build up a nice rhythm and come just as the apocalypse occurs.
Other than that, I'd just try to make peace with the world and at least do one thing I've always wanted to do.
Something like skydiving, or[small]brutally killing another human with no remorse...[/small] doing LSD.
Then when the apocalypse comes...
*thrrbbbtt*
One hell of a chat up line in the afterlife - "Hey, my farts can destroy worlds. I'll pick you up at 7."
Or even better, build up a nice rhythm and come just as the apocalypse occurs.
Other than that, I'd just try to make peace with the world and at least do one thing I've always wanted to do.
Something like skydiving, or
Apparently i'm the only one not looking for sex...W00t?
I would watch as much anime as possible and reread the entire 125 issues of TWGOK. Oh and check in at 4chan just to see how they're taking it.
I would watch as much anime as possible and reread the entire 125 issues of TWGOK. Oh and check in at 4chan just to see how they're taking it.