Hypothetical Situation

[fanklok]

lets say that "insert random generic rich guy's name here" captures you and takes you to some deserted island with absolutely no hope for escape and he says that you can choose anyway to die as long as it isn't a natural means (so no old age or anything like that) and with his vast riches and strangle hold on the worlds leaders he can get you anyone or anything you'd need to fulfill this

id probably have to go with a one on one combat melee (using any non-projectile close quarters weapon of choice) against the entire population of India or China

 

[similar.squirrel]

That would be very, very painful. Martial arts originate from those places.

 

[megalomania]

Why wouldn't you say one on one un-armed combat against the rich guy?

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

I would "like" being shot into space. About halfway between the Earth and the Moon, I could be pushed out in the Earths direction. If I understand how space works, I would be moving towards it with a constant speed. Ok, maybe I would have to be closer to Earth, or I would have to be pushed really hard not to die of starvation.
Anyway, my spacetrip would end with me hurtling to the Earth, burning up like a fleshy meteorite.

 

[CompanionCube]

Shoot himself in the head and let the bullet pass through my head.

 

[Zorg Machine]

either by blowing up the earth or by stabbing myself in the brain with a needle full of phoenix down.

 

[Sigel]

Lots and lots of designer drugs and alcohol, good music, and a banging party. I might as well enjoy myself if I have to pick a way to go.

 

[Dorian]

Quite obviously, the only winning option is death by snu-snu.

........ What? Don't judge me!

 

[Asciotes]

Throw me out of an airplane from as high up as possible, without a parachute. At least I'd get a thrill before I died.

 

[savandicus]

Death by great hammer to the face, the split second before i die of old age or whatever will ultimately kill me anyway.

 

[ZeroMachine]

I'd be an ass and say "I want to die from a hug from you and a nuclear bomb at the same time."

He said any way. This way I'd take him with me and cause a cool light show

 

[USSR]

by stabbing myself in the brain with a needle full of phoenix down.

I..

Um...

Eh..I'm confused about what would happen

 

[El Poncho]

Fight to the death with the rich guy if I win I go free.

 

[Insanum]

Drug fueled sex orgy.

Lols.

Or "nuke bomb whilst being hugged be the rich guy

Well that'll teach me to read all posts instead of just the first. ninja'd.

 

[feversk]

I'd say I want to be killed by expanding Sun's heat when it gets big enough to kill me and everything else on Earth. Which will happen in a few billion years.

Ah, what a long, happy life I would have.

 

[Cortheya]

by stabbing myself in the brain with a needle full of phoenix down.

I..

Um...

Eh..I'm confused about what would happen

Needle kills you, Phoenix Down kicks in and rezes you
Big Brother can see what you're doing

 

[spindle]

Why wouldn't you say one on one un-armed combat against the rich guy?

win^

 

[magnuslion]

death by cannibalism. I'd eat Kim Jong Il.

 

[Evilbunny]

I would like to die from an overdose on marijuana. Yes, you and I know that's impossible, but does he? Well, I guess I'll find out.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would fight him and expect his matrix agents to pwn me.