Hypotheticals

[MalloryHartevelt]

Ok so basically you read the above hypothetical and reply, then make up your own. I thought it would be fun as you can never really run out of them. So here goes...


What would you do if one day you were walking down the street and you found a eight legged puppy?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

What would you do if one day you were walking down the street and you found a eight legged puppy?

Eat it.
[small]The legs are the best part.[/small]

What would you do if you if Ron Pearlman sat next to you on a bus?

 

[grimsprice]

I'd take pictures. Lots of pictures. And video just to prove it wasn't photo-shopped. Actually that works for both above me. So just go from here.

What if you went to the house of your GF/BF. And you found a giant glass jar of nail clippings?

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Freak out and break up with them.

There are two missiles, one heading toward a hospital filled with people around 30 who are decent people (non-fatal diseases, will live if not killed by the explosion), and one heading towards a juvenile hall full of rowdy teenagers. You can only stop one of the missiles, which would it be?

 

[G1eet]

What would you do if you if Ron Pearlman sat next to you on a bus?

I would ask him if war has changed.

What would you do if a satellite crashed in your backyard?

Edit: goddamn ninjas

 

[Nincompoop]

What would you do if a satellite crashed in your backyard?

Hack it for AAA batteries.

What would you do if launched into space, away from earth, in a spacesuit?

 

[kaziard]

What would you do if a satellite crashed in your backyard?

Hack it for AAA batteries.

What would you do if launched into space, away from earth, in a spacesuit?

aim myself towards mars

what would you do if your legs got eaten by a sunflower?

 

[APPCRASH]

What would you do if a satellite crashed in your backyard?

Hack it for AAA batteries.

What would you do if launched into space, away from earth, in a spacesuit?

aim myself towards mars

what would you do if your legs got eaten by a sunflower?

eat the sunflower.

 

[HT_Black]

Crawl to the shed and get the pruning shears. Then the cyborg attatchment is clearly indicated...

What would you do if held at gunpoint by one of the Cullen family?

Trick question! Everyone knows those pansies can't hold, let alone fire a gun! ...I hope to god someone's reading this hidden text...

Sweet! 500th!

 

[charismatic_farva]

what would you do if your legs got eaten by a sunflower?

go in after them, put them on ice, and then see what the docters can do. If nothing, well I hear prosthetic technology is advancing quite nicely...

What would you do if you saw Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on the streets?

 

[Doclector]

Shout "I love the conduit!" and run for my life.

What would you do if you were bitten by a werewolf?

 

[Insanum]

buy some fancy haircare products.

What would you do if you saw a £10 note attached too a cat?

 

[DuplicateValue]

buy some fancy haircare products.

What would you do if you saw a £10 note attached too a cat?

Put it (cat and all) in my wallet to see the cashier's reaction when I plonk a cat on the counter as payment.

What would you do if you worked in a shop and some crazy guy tried to pay you with a cat?

 

[Jurassic Rob]

Take the cat, and give him a kitten in change.

Ehat would you do if the Pope kicked you in the balls?

 

[AvsJoe]

Writhe in pain, ask why.

What would you do if you walked into your darkened house at night and came face to ??? with a pair of glowing red eyes?

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Poke the eyes then turn the lights on...

What would you do if you woke up one morning and your skin had fallen off?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Writhe in pain, ask why.

What would you do if you walked into your darkened house at night and came face to ??? with a pair of glowing red eyes?

Punch it between the glowing red eyes, turn on the light and reach for the nearest weapon.

Ninja ahead!

 

[Diablini]

Deploy a sentry.

You have cancer.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Deploy a sentry.

You have cancer.

If terminal, initiate the apocalypse. If not....survivie?

 

[Stevanchez]

Crawl to the shed and get the pruning shears. Then the cyborg attatchment is clearly indicated...

What would you do if held at gunpoint by one of the Cullen family?

Trick question! Everyone knows those pansies can't hold, let alone fire a gun! ...I hope to god someone's reading this hidden text...

Sweet! 500th!

Saw it.