Hypotheticals

[j0z]

Deploy a sentry.

You have cancer.

If terminal, do a bunch of crazy, potentially deadly things, and then jump ina cryogenic freezer, waiting for the cure to cancer.
If not, survive I guess.

What would you do if you ran into an alley, and at one end was rabid dog, and the other was a man with a large sword. Both want you dead?

 

[Hazy]

Deploy a sentry.

You have cancer.

If terminal, do a bunch of crazy, potentially deadly things, and then jump ina cryogenic freezer, waiting for the cure to cancer.
If not, survive I guess.

What would you do if you ran into an alley, and at one end was rabid dog, and the other was a man with a large sword. Both want you dead?

Fling the dog at the man, and then come up with an awesome one liner like "Looks like you screwed the pooch on this one, Billy."

What would you do if you found Atlantis?

 

[Disaster Button]

Nothing. Nothing at all.

What would you do if a giant penis grew on your head?

Cockslap everyone with my face.

What would you do if you found out your entire life was a lie and everyone around you was infact an alien, and if they knew you knew the truth, they'd kill you?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Kill all of them first.

What would you do if you were about to be brutally raped by a group of triffids?

 

[eatenbyagrue]

What would you do if you about to be brutally raped by a group of triffids?

Start eating.

What would you do if someone kicked you off the ledge of a 30-story building while yelling "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!" ?

 

[Berethond]

Consult Wikipedia, asking it what triffids are.

Die.

You're trapped in an MC Escher painting.
What do you do?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Freak out and break up with them.

There are two missiles, one heading toward a hospital filled with people around 30 who are decent people (non-fatal diseases, will live if not killed by the explosion), and one heading towards a juvenile hall full of rowdy teenagers. You can only stop one of the missiles, which would it be?

Since no-one answered this one, I would stop the one heading to the juvenile hall and proceed to murder and cannibalise it's occupants, because I haven't mentioned cannibalism in a while.

Consult Wikipedia, asking it what triffids are.

Die.

You're trapped in an MC Escher painting.
What do you do?

Run around for a few hours before bursting into tears.

What would you do if there was a freak accident inolving a bus and, due to a medical mix up, your arms were replaced below the elbow with mini-guns.
Just don't ask me why there were mini-guns at a hospital, okay?

 

[Stoic raptor]

What would you do if you about to be brutally raped by a group of triffids?

Start eating.

What would you do if someone kicked you off the ledge of a 30-story building while yelling "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!" ?

i would wish i never helped persia.
you t.v. has spontaniously combusted. what would you do

 

[frank220]

Consult Wikipedia, asking it what triffids are.

Die.

You're trapped in an MC Escher painting.
What do you do?

Fall UP.

You find a hobo with a cure for AIDS and/or Cancer in his stomach and the only way to get it is to excise it from within him.

edit: NINJA'D

 

[Disaster Button]

Quite sad, I got ninja'd on my hypttheical *single tear*

 

[Kellerb]

exorcise him.

you see hitler walking down the street with martin luther king.

 

[Ibanez887]

you see hitler walking down the street with martin luther king.

I would take as many pictures as I could, video tape the occasion, and shoot myself as the end of the world has started

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Consult Wikipedia, asking it what triffids are.

Die.

You're trapped in an MC Escher painting.
What do you do?

Fall UP.

You find a hobo with a cure for AIDS and/or Cancer in his stomach and the only way to get it is to excise it from within him.

edit: NINJA'D

Ninja'd.

I'd give Hitler a high five. If you had to eat Tom Cruise, or a live hand grenade, which would you eat?

A live grenade, because if a live grenade is live, it doesn't mean it will go off, it's just ready to go off if it hits a solid surface. And Tom Cruise tastes like rotten tomatoes.

What would you do if there was a nuke tied to your ballsack?