I _____, therefore I am!

[littlealicewhite]

Fill in the blank with a fun word.

 

[HassEsser]

I wubwubwubwubwubwubwub, therefore I am!

 

[Blind Sight]

"I craft, therefore I am." -Written on a sign attached to a giant penis statue in my friend's Minecraft server.

 

[trooperpaul]

"I craft, therefore I am." -Written on a sign attached to a giant penis statue in my friend's Minecraft server.

Ninja'd
How about "I think, therefore I am"?
Revolutionary, isn't it?

 

[IBlackKiteI]

I eat, therefore I am.

That actually makes perfect sense.

 

[SwimmingRock]

I post, therefore I am! After all, if I didn't post, you wouldn't know I exist.

 

[Fr]anc[is]

I startled the witch, therefore I am

 

[artichunter]

I think , therefor I am

Je pense ,donce je suis - descartes

 

[New Troll]

I ain't, therefore I am.

 

[chstens]

I take lavatory breaks at regular intervals, therefore I am.

 

[crypto_jones]

I spawned, therefore I... got camped... DAMMIT!

 

[Leg End]

I'm not, therefore I am.

Makes sense if you think about it.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

I act, therefore I am.

 

[Something Amyss]

According to the Fools, I ROCK, therefore I am.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

I can't believe no one has said:

I game therefore I am.

 

[Racecarlock]

I rule the planet of Omicron Persei 8, therefore I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!

 

[manaman]

I post, therefore I am! After all, if I didn't post, you wouldn't know I exist.

I still don't know that you exist. For all I know you could be delusions of my mind brought about by some satellite based hypnotism ray that's messing with my head because my tin foil hat fell off.

 

[LandoCristo]

I am observed, therefore I am.
or

I observe, therefore I am.

Damn QM class, messing with my perception of reality.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

I think , therefor I am

Je pense ,donce je suis - descartes

Sadly, it's cogito ergo sum. Decartes declared it in Latin, not French. But yeah.

I hunger, therefore I am.

 

[Lonewolfu571]

I use firearms on a regular basis with greatest respect and the utmost safety, therefore I am not ignorant and fearful, plus I have become a more skilled, well rounded, protected, and edified person.