I _____, therefore I am!

[LandoCristo]

I am observed, therefore I am.
or

I observe, therefore I am.

Damn QM class, messing with my perception of reality.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

I think , therefor I am

Je pense ,donce je suis - descartes

Sadly, it's cogito ergo sum. Decartes declared it in Latin, not French. But yeah.

I hunger, therefore I am.

 

[Lonewolfu571]

I use firearms on a regular basis with greatest respect and the utmost safety, therefore I am not ignorant and fearful, plus I have become a more skilled, well rounded, protected, and edified person.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I rule the planet of Omicron Persei 8, therefore I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!

You definitely won this thread.

OT: I like boobs, therefore I am

 

[Shuswah_Noir]

I am aware, therefore I am.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

I respawned, therefore I am.

 

[Jessta]

I'm bored, therefore I am

 

[Angus565]

I like ice-cream,but it costs two dollars and I hate breaking bills and I never have any change,
therefore I am.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

I wear a fancy hat, therefore I am.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I punch the body electric, therefore I am?

 

[Cid Silverwing]

I crusade, therefore I am.

 

[Athol]

I love bacon, therefore I am. Mmmmmmm bacon

 

[KefkaCultist]

I am lonely and drunk, therefore I am!

EDIT: Also, I shit on Debra's desk, therefore I am LIKE A BOSS! (Sorry, the song started playing and I couldn't help myself)

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'm not, therefore I am.

Makes sense if you think about it.

That's ... kind of creepy-awesome, which, from now on, shall be known as creesome, or as the Deadcartes State (because it is like Descartes, except if you fatally rearranged and modified it).

OT: I was eaten by the horde and am now eating you, therefore I am.

 

[Absimilliard]

Really? I'm the first one to write this?
I escape, therefore I am.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

I... shit... line...

I write, therefore I am.

 

[godfist88]

anc[is]I startled the witch, therefore I am

you startled the witch, there for i am not.

 

[i7omahawki]

Cogito, ergo sum; Sum, ergo cogito.

 

[i7omahawki]

I'm not, therefore I am.

Makes sense if you think about it.

Maybe if you're names Jean-Paul Sartre.

 

[Rotting Corpse]

I die, therefore I am!