I am a person who...

[DuctTapeJedi]

I am a person who always loves to read through all the thread comments when a thread is necroed.

I also have a strange obsession with duct tape.

 

[loserpersona]

...will someday invent the "crowspork", which is a crowbar with sporks on each end of it.

I am the person who kinda wants one of these now. ;

 

[DustyDrB]

I am the guy who will start most of his conversations describing the song in his head.

It's LCD Soundsytem. It's ti-i-me to get uh-Wayy, it's t-i-i-me to get uh-WAY, from yoooo!

 

[triggrhappy94]

.... Is eccentric

.... Loves creepy music

.... will wear the same pair of pants for months, but still try to keep myself very clean.

EDIT:
(surpirisingly I don't think I was ninja'd on this one)
.... Narrates my life like Duke from the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"There's a mechanic beast in the sky. It looks like a snake"
"Shoot it down"
"Not yet, I want to study it first"