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If a tree feel and everyone saw it, can it still get away with murder in a unmarked location?
 

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FPLOON said:
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Should I take a shower or get a V8?
Did you consider perhaps taking a shower in V8?
How would one do that that simulates an actual shower?
Just get a lot of it.
OT: Did ABC Family change their name because of their mostly-female demographic?
I don't know much about TV, sorry.
When's the next sale?
Any minute.
"Tell me why" or "give me a reason"?
Tell me why I need to give you a reason.
Why don't the villains kill the ones trying to find them out firsthand instead of dragging them along with a wild goose chase?
They like the hunt.
Jux said:
Why do other peoples farts always smell worse than my own?
Because everyone else eats tacos more than you?
FPLOON said:
If a tree feel and everyone saw it, can it still get away with murder in a unmarked location?
Only if the tree goes about the murder very carefully.
 

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Why scream before dying?
Is it better to have a cliffhanger [season] finale before or after knowing that you'll get another season?
Who's your Blindspot?
Could one have a backlog within a backlog?
What's the point about finding the [bias] point?
If someone's dazed and confused during their boyhood, then does everybody want some?
 

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What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
What does everybody want?
Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Speak da English?
 

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Why scream before dying?
To make it more dramatic.
Is it better to have a cliffhanger [season] finale before or after knowing that you'll get another season?
After, obviously.
Who's your Blindspot?
Probably a car trying to pass me.
Could one have a backlog within a backlog?
I think that just defeats the point of having one in the first place.
What's the point about finding the [bias] point?
That is a very pointed question.
If someone's dazed and confused during their boyhood, then does everybody want some?
Only if they are a slacker named Burnie who works in the fast food nation, taking classes at the school of rock on the side.
UltraDeth said:
What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
About 1.21 gigawatts
What does everybody want?
Somebody to love.
Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
The nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land.
Speak da English?
No habla espanol.
FPLOON said:
Who controls the mountain?
The king under it.
 

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Would a reverse John Woo movie use crows instead of doves?
Does obvious subtle referencing count as being clever?
Spongebob or Patrick: Who would Squidward not choose the most?
Do you think Radiohead has seen the anime series Ergo Proxy?
If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then what do you can an apple that fell from a moving tree?
What do blackjacks and hookers have in common?
 

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Would a reverse John Woo movie use crows instead of doves?
Nah, the doves would fly into people rather than out from their coats.
Does obvious subtle referencing count as being clever?
No.
Spongebob or Patrick: Who would Squidward not choose the most?
Spongebob. He always seems to be able to stand Patrick more.
Do you think Radiohead has seen the anime series Ergo Proxy?
I doubt it. They are far too artsy for weeb shit.
If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then what do you can an apple that fell from a moving tree?
Falling behind
What do blackjacks and hookers have in common?
Both are good fun to play with?
 

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BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
What do blackjacks and hookers have in common?
Both are good fun to play with?
Together or separately?

OT: What is the real cause over the increasing awareness of movie sequels/prequels/reboots/retellings/adaptations?
If porn had Oscar-worthy performances, then would the Academy recognize them artistically?
Should you even try to buy clothes at a soup store?
How long have Carmen Sandiego and Waldo been seeing one another?
 

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FPLOON said:
BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
What do blackjacks and hookers have in common?
Both are good fun to play with?
Together or separately?
Both.
OT: What is the real cause over the increasing awareness of movie sequels/prequels/reboots/retellings/adaptations?
More of them existing.
If porn had Oscar-worthy performances, then would the Academy recognize them artistically?
Only about as often as they do horror or science fiction.
Should you even try to buy clothes at a soup store?
I think you should, it sounds like a good experience. But don't expect to get anywhere.
How long have Carmen Sandiego and Waldo been seeing one another?
Since the late-90's, at least. Very off and on relationship, they have. They tend to lose themselves, every now and again.
 

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Who runs the jewels?
Why are aliens ancient?
What's with the rubber chicken?
When's the next meetup?
Where's the tigger?
To whom does the bell does toll to?
 

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BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
To whom does the bell does toll to?
Thee?
Who's "Thee"?

OT: If you drop it like its hot, then why isn't the bass cooked?
What's the worse name to be called based on a idiom?
Did that just catch on fire?
What's the point of airing new episodes out of order?
Also, on a related unrelated note, is there really such a thing as a bad Archer episode?
 

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FPLOON said:
BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
To whom does the bell does toll to?
Thee?
Who's "Thee"?
That jackass from the southside, you know the one.
OT: If you drop it like its hot, then why isn't the bass cooked?
Well, you only drop the bass like it is hot, that doesn't mean it has to be.
What's the worse name to be called based on a idiom?
Shit.
Did that just catch on fire?
Only because someone looked at it.
What's the point of airing new episodes out of order?
To give the audience a mystery to ponder?
Also, on a related unrelated note, is there really such a thing as a bad Archer episode?
Well, I was never really that impressed with Vice...
 

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BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
What's the point of airing new episodes out of order?
To give the audience a mystery to ponder?
Wait... The original airing of the Tremors TV series had a mystery to ponder because it was aired out of order?

OT: Who is Number 12?
Does Number 4 beat Number 5?
What's the password again?
Translating binary into binary?
Why would a movie prevent you from re-watching it's connected series again?
 

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FPLOON said:
BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
What's the point of airing new episodes out of order?
To give the audience a mystery to ponder?
Wait... The original airing of the Tremors TV series had a mystery to ponder because it was aired out of order?
Definitely. Though, in that case, the mystery was more "why did this get made?", but still...
OT: Who is Number 12?
You are number 6.
Does Number 4 beat Number 5?
Nah, but 7 ate 9.
What's the password again?
fuckmebabyonemoretime420swag.
Translating binary into binary?
Sounds really easy.
Why would a movie prevent you from re-watching it's connected series again?
Because the connected series is trash?
 

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If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?
If 8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas, what do the other 2 prefer?
Does he look like a *****?
Who's this heretic?
 

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BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
Why would a movie prevent you from re-watching it's connected series again?
Because the connected series is trash?
If that's the case, then why was the movie made second instead of first?

OT: What's a good modern stand-up special?
When do we push the button?
Questions?
If someone did die hard, then should they be mourned hard?
Is Rick doing "stuff" or "things"?
 

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If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?
Nah, I am the guy who tries to offer you bad chinese on the street.
If 8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas, what do the other 2 prefer?
Regular mouse flesh?
Does he look like a *****?
Hey, I don't judge.
Who's this heretic?
Somebody the Emperor is going to give a treat to?
FPLOON said:
BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
Why would a movie prevent you from re-watching it's connected series again?
Because the connected series is trash?
If that's the case, then why was the movie made second instead of first?
Bad decision making.
OT: What's a good modern stand-up special?
2 Girls, 1 Cup.
When do we push the button?
Whenever we damn well please.
Questions?
Don't ask me, I don't know.
If someone did die hard, then should they be mourned hard?
As hard as you can mourn at a closed casket funeral, at least.
Is Rick doing "stuff" or "things"?
Nah, shit. The shit-winds are blowing, Randy.