I am upset!!!

[hollimarie]

So I go outside to my deck this morning to enjoy my day off and get insome quality reading and I see this...

My patio dining set [http://www.patioset.com] is ruined!!! I did some research and found another family in Florida that the same thing happened...
http://www.winknews.com/features/action/45007022.html

 

[Jedamethis]

oh, see er....this raccoon......it just...jumped in.

what happened to it?

Welcome to The Escapist by the way

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Don't buy a glass patio table then.
I'd stick with wood. Glass outside just seems odd.

what happened to it?

Read the news link. It spontaneously exploded.

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[walls of cetepedes]

Is that a half-smoked cigar on the ground?

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Sorry about that man, that would ruin anyone's day

Stick with wooden tables in the outside, drunk teenagers with too much to do can sometimes um... break stuff.

 

[JRCB]

Don't buy a glass patio table then.
I'd stick with wood. Glass outside just seems odd.

True. Wood is nice and sturdy. Glass just seems really fragile.

Is that a half-smoked cigar on the ground?

Good eye.

And may I ask what happened to it?

 

[Kiutu]

A broken patio set is nothing to....GO TO PIECES OVER!!!

Maybe a fat animal jumped onto that bent corner, bending it and shattering the glass?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Is that a half-smoked cigar on the ground?

Good spot!

Thsi just in: Smoking causes exploding tables!

 

[Jedamethis]

Don't buy a glass patio table then.
I'd stick with wood. Glass outside just seems odd.

what happened to it?

Read the news link. It spontaneously exploded.

but how? why? when? where?
why do things usually go boom?

 

[Avaholic03]

Looks like a pretty cheap piece of furniture. Spend a little more money for better quality, and that stuff won't happen.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Is that a half-smoked cigar on the ground?

Good spot!

Thsi just in: Smoking causes exploding tables!

Good Lord! Is there anything we can do?!

 

[TheThinker]

When I was a youngling, my mum sat on our glass table. It broke, she fell through and followed promptly with a diet.

Has your mother been spotted lurking around recently?

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Well I learned something new today. I had no idea a glass table could spontaneously explode.

 

[chazmizta]

wow that sucks. So are you gonna complain to the company about it? Also welcome to the escapist and enjoy your stay

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

why do things usually go boom?

In my experience, things go boom for "shits and giggles".

 

[LaBambaMan]

That's come crazy shit, my friend. I have all metal stuff, or did until I gave it to my mom since I never used it anymore.

Is that a half-smoked cigar on the ground?

That it is.

 

[Jedamethis]

Don't buy a glass patio table then.
I'd stick with wood. Glass outside just seems odd.

what happened to it?

Read the news link. It spontaneously exploded.

Just finished reading the link
why would you make table out of something that explodes?
that's possibly the most retarded thing I've ever heard

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Don't buy a glass patio table then.
I'd stick with wood. Glass outside just seems odd.

what happened to it?

Read the news link. It spontaneously exploded.

Edit: just finished reading the link
why would you make table out of something that explodes?
that's possibly the most retarded thing I've ever heard

Obviously you never heard about the dining one made of dynamite.

 

[BonsaiK]

Don't be sad. You've lost a glass table, but you've gained some wicked modern-art tube structure thingy. Hang it in a gallery upside-down at a slight angle and some rich ponce will buy it for three times what you paid for it.

 

[Asickorphan]

oh, see er....this raccoon......it just...jumped in.

what happened to it?

Welcome to The Escapist by the way

Likewise but you need to tell us what happened to it!