I am upset!!!

[Jedamethis]

Don't buy a glass patio table then.
I'd stick with wood. Glass outside just seems odd.

what happened to it?

Read the news link. It spontaneously exploded.

Edit: just finished reading the link
why would you make table out of something that explodes?
that's possibly the most retarded thing I've ever heard

Obviously you never heard about the dining one made of dynamite.

not that retarded.....deliver it to someone you hate
Happy birthday! I got you a a table!
then when he eats dinner...
BOOM!

 

[jonnopon3000]

Yeah, I agree what did happen to it?

Looks like maybe a big animal with some kind of blunt weapon happened.

Welcome to the escapist.
And sorry about your set.

internet hug

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Maybe it was a sniper who has a troubled history with glass patio tables?

 

[oppp7]

EDIT: nevermind. Read the link. Sorry about that, but I wouldn't buy another. Try metal.

 

[Micklet]

Lets look at all the clues here.
1. A broken table
2. A half smoked cigar
3. Many people pointing towards some sort of rodent, possom, racoon cause
4. Upon surveying the interblag we find that there was once another such table, similar in design that "exploded" inexplicably...

There is a conspiracy here somewhere I just cant see it....yet

 

[Fraught]

why do things usually go boom?

In my experience, things go boom for "shits and giggles".

Also, THIS is another reason,

[small]Just replace "anyone" with "anything".

 

[Nimbus]

Lets look at all the clues here.
1. A broken table
2. A half smoked cigar
3. Many people pointing towards some sort of rodent, possom, racoon cause
4. Upon surveying the interblag we find that there was once another such table, similar in design that "exploded" inexplicably...

There is a conspiracy here somewhere I just cant see it....yet

Once another such table? Try hundreds. Read the news post.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

Is that a half-smoked cigar on the ground?

Good spot!

Thsi just in: Smoking causes exploding tables!

Good Lord! Is there anything we can do?!

yeah, don't stop half way through as cigar.
On topic, thats pretty gutting, but really really funny as well...
i'd have paid to see it happen
Edit: your lawn seems far too well looked after, its a rodent that hates people that mow their grass!

 

[traceur_]

why do things usually go boom?

In my experience, things go boom for "shits and giggles".

Also, THIS is another reason,

-lulz snip-

[small]Just replace "anyone" with "anything".

Also this:

aww man, Rule of Cool, people, Rule of Cool.

 

[G1eet]

Call the Mythbusters!

 

[Kollega]

I am upset!!!

Who isn't?

 

[Jimmyjames]

On top of everything else, we must now be afraid of patio furniture. Wow, I'm so glad to be alive these days.

 

[TMAN10112]

Look people, it's just an advertising bot.

A clever one, but it's still shameless advertising any way you cut it.

 

[KaiRai]

Well I learned something new today. I had no idea a glass table could spontaneously explode.

Me neither.

The moral of this story? Glass is a fail. Wooden furniture for president!

Also wood is way better looking in a back garden.

 

[tehroc]

So I go outside to my deck this morning to enjoy my day off and get insome quality reading and I see this...

My patio dining set [http://www.patioset.com] is ruined!!! I did some research and found another family in Florida that the same thing happened...
http://www.winknews.com/features/action/45007022.html

Sorry about your luck, most likely vandals, but greeting fellow SW Floridian. The Wink News link caught my eye.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Wow. That would have been an impressive sight... Except, y'know, tables are expensive...

 

[AvsJoe]

why do things usually go boom?

In my experience, things go boom for "shits and giggles".

Agreed. They do it for the lulz.