"I can't believe I just did that...."

[Shockolate]

Some of you may be familiar with a recent thread that involves the hypothetical question, "What would you do if you could stop time?" Quite a few you you may also be familiar with the very first post in the thread (Written by yours truly) that went as such:

Masterbate.

Come on, you were thinking it.

I recieved a good number of reply ranging from "You sick fuck!" to "Yes that's exactly what I was thinking." Feeling good with myself with my lulzy comment, I went to my soccer game with a good feeling. Upon my return, I had even more comments. But one thing stuck out. It wasn't something anyone had replied with. It was my own post.

I spelled Masturbate wrong! Son. Of. A. *****.

I put it to the Escapist: Have you ever had a similiar situation? Where you have something awesome/funny/mind blowing and yet be completely wrong? Did said error completely ruin anything you had going like mine did to me?

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Meh, I constantly change my posts to fix grammar errors, wording, insults, etc. Not that it really matters, as I rarely say anything that needs repeating.

Just ignore it is about all you can do.

Hmmm. Do you get a message that you've been quoted if you quote yourself?

 

[Neikun]

Nope. You are the only one ever.
w>;;;

 

[Hazy]

I was in the middle of posting "HOLD THE LINE!" comments attached with posters of various Bioware games to spur motivation for them during this year's March Madness, and I had mistakenly used a KOTOR 2 poster, thinking nothing was wrong... only to discover (via a comment, and from a pretty kind user, mind you) that I had been posting motivation for KOTOR 2, which was not developed by Bioware.

The palm rested firmly upon my face.

 

[Forgetitnow344]

Just to increase your embarrassment, your first post in this thread also has a mistake.

YOURS truly... Not your truly. Enjoy.

But really it's no big deal.

 

[Shockolate]

Just to increase your embarrassment, your first post in this thread also has a mistake.

YOURS truly... Not your truly. Enjoy.

But really it's no big deal.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

*Shifty eyes*

 

[Lono Shrugged]

If no one noticed or cared then whats the big deal? the fact you posted a thread pointing it out is ten times worse than editing it and moving on with your life. Sometimes when I'm making a video for a client there may be a bad shot or edit and no one else notices. I've had mistakes go out on T.V and I am the only person to notice my mistake.

 

[Lono Shrugged]

My parents were joking about me masturbating just now....I kind of had to laugh at it otherwise it'd be really awkward.

It WAS awkward. the know you whack it like a sex offender. You should have cracked wise at least to freak them out. Say you love jacking off to the sound of seals being clubbed to death

 

[Lono Shrugged]

They caught me once like...3 years ago?

To be honest, I'd be worried if I had a kid who didn't do it. However I would never like to catch my kid jacking it. I hope there was no Sonic the Hedgehog porn involved. That would be PRETTY awkward. Sounds like your parents are pretty cool anyway. A friend of mines Dad once gave him his porn collection and gave him pointers on it when he was 13. Count yourself lucky

 

[leviathanmisha]

My extremely cousin who is against premarital sex was bragging about how her and her bf have been together for 3 years and never once done anything even remotely sexual. I turned to her with the biggest grin on my face and said, "Yeah, while you two were reading you bibles, me and my boyfriend were going at it like a pair of wild animals."

My cousin dropped her jaw in shock and my grandmother hit me upside the head. I kinda regret it now but not for her reaction, but because my head really hurt after that slap.

 

[zehydra]

Man, if that's the worst goofy thing that's ever happened to you, you're a lucky kid.

My friend wrote 2girls1cup.com on the back of a piece of paper for me to go check out. Turns out it was the back of my term paper....and I turned it in. (This was a few years ago, just when the site came out.)

That. is. Hilarious. Wow.

 

[Burningsok]

I've had that happen a few times but has never been a big deal to me.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Man, if that's the worst goofy thing that's ever happened to you, you're a lucky kid.

My friend wrote 2girls1cup.com on the back of a piece of paper for me to go check out. Turns out it was the back of my term paper....and I turned it in. (This was a few years ago, just when the site came out.)

Ohhhh, craaaap. That must have made for some awkward times.

Awkward stuff doesn't happen to me much. Except when I talk to girls I like (Well, not anymore. I have resolved to be more confident)

 

[Wadders]

My extremely cousin who is against premarital sex was bragging about how her and her bf have been together for 3 years and never once done anything even remotely sexual. I turned to her with the biggest grin on my face and said, "Yeah, while you two were reading you bibles, me and my boyfriend were going at it like a pair of wild animals."

My cousin dropped her jaw in shock and my grandmother hit me upside the head. I kinda regret it now but not for her reaction, but because my head really hurt after that slap.

You have an extremely cousin?! Shit, thats bad!

OT: I dont really make massive blunders. Sure I do small ones all the time, but so does everybody else. I'm a pretty cautious person so I tend not to get myself into situations where my blunders get called out.

If they do, then I just lie

Well, recently my internet was off for like a week and after trying all I could from my end I called BT (my ISP) to get it sorted out. They told me it was a problem at the exchange and it would be fixed in a day or 2. It wasnt.

I called back asking them wtf they were doing and a few days lter they sent an engineer out.

Turns out that the exchange problem had been fixed when they said it would, and I whilst I was raging around trying to fix it from my end, I had accidentally put 2 micro-filters on my internet line instead of one, so no internet got through at all. Totally my fault. Hawkward!

That's my absolutely riveting contribution to this thread

 

[Irridium]

I was in the middle of posting "HOLD THE LINE!" comments attached with posters of various Bioware games to spur motivation for them during this year's March Madness, and I had mistakenly used a KOTOR 2 poster, thinking nothing was wrong... only to discover (via a comment, and from a pretty kind user, mind you) that I had been posting motivation for KOTOR 2, which was not developed by Bioware.

The palm rested firmly upon my face.

haha! I remember that

For me it would be when I posted somewhere about the origional 151 pokemon. I asked why the hell was Lapras in the intro for the first anime season, only to have it pointed out Lapras was one of the 151 pokemon.

This was back when gold/silver just came out, so I didn't know any better.

It seems trivial, but I felt like a dumbass after finding out.