I cant buy eggs!

[ShakyFiend]

My city has banned the selling of eggs to under-eighteen year olds cos halloween coming up and you know those yokes are deadly, anyone here experienced simulaly stupid bannings?

 

[USSR]

"Hey mister, can you buy me eggs?"

"Sure, give some money to buy them, and I will."

..it's not like it's weed or anything.

 

[AkJay]

My dad and his friends throw eggs at houses. They are in their mid 40's.

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

[sub]L4D2[/sub]

Which city is this?! I didn't think you could ban EGGS!

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Haha! That's hilarious!

Nope. While the police are fully aware of the deadly yolk, they're not enforcing anything against it.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Nothing I say will be able to beat OPs banning. That fails...

Still, I wonder what the law is in trick or treating in a pedo bear costume.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Just explain to the cashier that you're making an omelet

...a really REALLY big omelet

Seriously though, that's ridiculous

 

[katsa5]

Because some idiots went super-crazy with some Eggs last year and other people got super-nervous at the same. Bad combination.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

At my school they banned applying mathmatics. I was like "What?!"

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I don't see a problem in the banning. Other then the fact that some parents have their kids run to the stores to pick up groceries, but its not like its tough to ask someone to buy them for you. I don't have anything quite as stupid as that, but there is this rumor about banning guns and/or ammunition for said guns...EYYY-OOOOO!!!! I just went there!

 

[Cakes]

Hurrah for ageism!

I'm pretty sure plenty of people over 18 still do this shit. Brain dead retards don't magically stop being so once they hit 18.

 

[Dudemeister]

My city has banned the selling of eggs to under-eighteen year olds cos halloween coming up and you know those yokes are deadly, anyone here experienced simulaly stupid bannings?

This has happened where I live for the last few years, it's very stupid.

 

[mikecoulter]

Hahahha, I in the mean time have all the eggs!

 

[dnnydllr]

I have chickens, so I can egg all the houses I want when I want. If you'd like, I'll send some to you for a dollar a dozen plus shipping and handling =D. But seriously my town lacks a police force and I don't even think we have any form of government to ban anything.

 

[Nimbus]

At my school they banned applying mathmatics. I was like "What?!"

Wait... I, uh... WHAT!?

 

[ma55ter_fett]

meh, kind of early to be banning eggs for halloween isn't it.

plus anyone who is determined can just raid there parents fridge.

 

[ShakyFiend]

Where do you live, anyway? That's messed up.

Wells, which is the smallest city in England, its in Somerset.

 

[Kriptonite]

That's very dumb, anyone over 18 can still buy them and use them or give them to 'minors'.

 

[AkJay]

My dad and his friends throw eggs at houses. They are in their mid 40's.

Do me a favor and punch them in the face. Tell them it's a gift from fluffybacon.

Why? does your house get egged a lot?

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Wow that's ridiculous, what if you're under 18 but are living alone and you need some eggs? You just have to go egg-less, and that's just not cool.