I cant buy eggs!

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kiteboy

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i reckon they're shooting themselves in the foot there, as next year you will be forced to pre-buy your eggs before the ban comes into place..and come halloween they'll be nice and mouldy!
 

Jark212

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ansem1532 said:
"Hey mister, can you buy me eggs?"

"Sure, give some money to buy them, and I will."

..it's not like it's weed or anything.
Just pay a homeless guy to get it for you, that's how things work in many cities...

I remember when someone egged my house, there was blood everywhere. I think 4 people died in that attack. It was a blood bath...
 

DanielPowell33

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Thats why i always keep a chicken farm...............(not really)

Just through other stuff to throw
or throw eggs after halloween, that 'ell show em.
 

cuddly_tomato

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The UK is talking about introducing a knife ban.

No, not a ban on people carrying bowie knives in the street, but a ban on chefs having carving knives in the kitchen.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4581871.stm
 

US Crash Fire

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If you are under 18 why do you need to buy eggs anyway? If you are under 18, your parents should be providing you with food. so unless you plan to use them for vandalism, there is no reason YOU need to buy eggs for the next 2 weeks.
 

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cuddly_tomato said:
The UK is talking about introducing a knife ban.

No, not a ban on people carrying bowie knives in the street, but a ban on chefs having carving knives in the kitchen.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4581871.stm
How about bowie knives in the kitchen???
Must be a capitol offense...
 

cleverlymadeup

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that's pretty funny but rather understandable, cuts down on people's houses getting egged. i don't have a problem with it
 

KaiRai

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That's kind of funny.
A fishing shop banned me from buying hooks there in case I was "giving them to youths for dangerous matters". That was really fucking annoying, as I was going fishing the next day.

sirdanrhodes said:
Nothing I say will be able to beat OPs banning. That fails...
Still, I wonder what the law is in trick or treating in a pedo bear costume.
I dare you to try it! DARE YOU I TELLS YA!
 

AkJay

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fluffybacon said:
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My dad and his friends throw eggs at houses. They are in their mid 40's.
Do me a favor and punch them in the face. Tell them it's a gift from fluffybacon.
Why? does your house get egged a lot?
No, but it's a pathetic thing for a 13 year old to be doing, much less* a 40 year old.

[sub]*It may be interesting to note that even though the phrase "much less" doesn't make
any sense, it's grammatically correct and people use it everyday.[/sub]
It's all in good fun, it's a tradition for him and his friends. calm down.
 

XzarTheMad

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US Crash Fire said:
If you are under 18 why do you need to buy eggs anyway? If you are under 18, your parents should be providing you with food. so unless you plan to use them for vandalism, there is no reason YOU need to buy eggs for the next 2 weeks.
Some people, like myself, moved away from home before 18. I was 15-16 (two months from 16) and my diet at that time consisted mostly of eggs and bread. Alternatively, many under-18's assist with various house chores, like cooking, grocery shopping etc. So, you see, there are plenty reasons why someone under 18 might want to buy eggs. I gotta agree with Kiteboy, though. A ban will only make the eggings worse, in terms of smell and consistency.
 

Fetzenfisch

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AAAhahaha well that is just great.
Next thing would be the Toilet Paper Ban. Go grow some plants with BIG leaves in yer garden
 
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ShakyFiend said:
My city has banned the selling of eggs to under-eighteen year olds cos halloween coming up and you know those yokes are deadly, anyone here experienced simulaly stupid bannings?
We've had eggs and flour banned around all festivals for some time now. Also pens to under 14s, palette knives to under 18s, etc.
 

delet

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Valate said:
At my school they banned applying mathmatics. I was like "What?!"
How the... wait, I- what? My brain hurts...

Incidentally, what do you do in math class?
 

VicunaBlue

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Cakes said:
Hurrah for ageism!

I'm pretty sure plenty of people over 18 still do this shit. Brain dead retards don't magically stop being so once they hit 18.
The adult is a perfect being, with no fault or sin. It can do no wrong, for it does not know what wrong is.

Seriously that's a little nuts. We'll just start filling water balloons with cake batter.
 

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Aby_Z said:
Valate said:
At my school they banned applying mathmatics. I was like "What?!"
How the... wait, I- what? My brain hurts...

Incidentally, what do you do in math class?
We discuss the origins of mathmatics. Freaking Ernest had to blow up the science lab and got away with blaming it on mathmatical applications.
 

CRAVE CASE 55

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Egging is not my style my friends are more into Jack o' Smashing and TPing and yes Jack O' Smashing is when you steal peoples Jack O' Lanterns and smash them.
 

delet

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Valate said:
Aby_Z said:
Valate said:
At my school they banned applying mathmatics. I was like "What?!"
How the... wait, I- what? My brain hurts...

Incidentally, what do you do in math class?
We discuss the origins of mathmatics. Freaking Ernest had to blow up the science lab and got away with blaming it on mathmatical applications.
That's messed up. Math is one of my favorite subjects. Learning the origins of math is plain worthless. If anything, shouldn't science be blamed for the explosion of the science lab?
 

US Crash Fire

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Jarl said:
US Crash Fire said:
If you are under 18 why do you need to buy eggs anyway? If you are under 18, your parents should be providing you with food. so unless you plan to use them for vandalism, there is no reason YOU need to buy eggs for the next 2 weeks.
Some people, like myself, moved away from home before 18. I was 15-16 (two months from 16) and my diet at that time consisted mostly of eggs and bread. Alternatively, many under-18's assist with various house chores, like cooking, grocery shopping etc. So, you see, there are plenty reasons why someone under 18 might want to buy eggs. I gotta agree with Kiteboy, though. A ban will only make the eggings worse, in terms of smell and consistency.
Touché! I did not factor emancipated minors into my opinion! you are right. but for those kids still living at home who do go shopping, mommy and daddy can pick up eggs for 2 weeks.
 

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Valate said:
At my school they banned applying mathmatics. I was like "What?!"

PUH-LEASE tell me you are just joking with us! if not that is ridiculous.. and then i'll point and laugh and ask you a series of easy 11th grade advanced pre-calc questions!!! hahahahaha