I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on everything in sight with a sledgehammer.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on sledgehammers with rust.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on rust with wax.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on wax with Madame Tussauds.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Madame Tussauds with a flamethrower.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on flamethrowers with buckets of water.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on buckets of water with buckets of battery acid.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on hydration with drought.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on ice with summer.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on summer with English weather.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war war on Dreadzone with overwhelming firepower.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on ice with temperatures above zero.

 

[MrCollins]

II declare war on shins with megami tensais.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on windows with bricks.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on a wrench with another wrench.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on hippies with riot cops.

 

[Ruedyn]

I declare war on Coyotes with piano's.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Pirates with Rickets.

 

[sylekage]

I declare war on swiss cheese.

The holey war!

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on legit humour with well-timed puns.