I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the Escapist with dead hamsters.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on hunger with cake.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sleepiness with sleep.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on porn with black boxes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on filthy humans with soap.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on butchers with knives.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on Civ V with Rome 2.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on hunger with food. Now if only my brothers would get back with it already.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on things with stuff.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on zero sugar with maximum taste.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on four candles with fork handles

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare on quadruple posters and spambots with banhammers, that I stole.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on walls with my face.

 

[staika]

I declare war on the sun with ice

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on every who posts on this page(except for myself) with really bad Mexican food.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on ice with heat.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on my holiday entitlement with a few days off.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Truffula trees with Thneeds.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Fijiman with Pepto-Bismol.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on the summer with rain.