I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on everyone with no one.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on noone with a cyclops.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on other people's threads with hot sauce.

 

[staika]

I declare war on irish accents with a druken TOad!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Tizzy with making him feel uncomfortable.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on comfort with a spike to sit on.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on flies with old ladies.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on the young generation with a mask and chainsaws.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on setting up a TV with this is stupid.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on tiredness and laziness.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the ground with my face.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the small with the smaller.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with the first thing that comes to hand, because it has been a while.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on long car trips with not being the one driving.

 

[RaginDrage]

I declare War on War with Peace!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on hot and humid days with air conditioning.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on comfort with not being allowed to wear shorts/sandals.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tense situations with lemons.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on lemons with moon rocks.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on a successful business venture with Tizzy's accent.