I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on cuteness with cynicism.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on cynicism with happiness.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stagnation with renewed activity.

 

[Euryalus]

I declare war on renewed activity with continuing activity.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on continuing activity with tea breaks.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Poptarts with nom.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on good taste with excessive gore.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on excessive gore with age restrictions.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Headsprouter's new avatar with his old one.

 

[Headsprouter]

Now THAT'S a fight I'd pay to see!

I declare war on football fans with 'murican football fans!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on potato farmers with cheese whip.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on logic with Fox news.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on people with other people wearing silly hats.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on people wearing silly hats with cocklaphobics. (It's probably not what you think - get your mind out of the gutter!)

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on birds with shoes.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on sense with sorandomlol.

 

[Neuromancer]

I declare war on Elite Marks with Overpowered Characters.

 

[Sir Pootis]

I declare war on stress with SHOUTING!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on moving with pain.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on pain with morphine.