I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Neuromancer]

I declare war on all the exploitive major corporations (read: All of them) with a Communist Uprising!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on communism with Liberty Prime.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on the Ice cream truck outside with my money!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tubes with magnetic pancakes.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on my overheated body with cold

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on my nails with a nail clipper!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on nails with screws.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on nails with nail polish! Melt away, hahahahahha!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on sense with sleep deprivation.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Kailus with harpoon lasers.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on plastic with fire...

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the person three posts after this with extremely agitated bees.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare exhaustion with sleep!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on the heat in Iceland with cold winter

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on extremely agitated bees with smoke.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on smoke with rain.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on rain with a tarp.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tarps with bacon.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on Guns with GUNS!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on bacon with bacon salt. This creates a singularity leading to reality being torn apart killing everyone.