I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Roxas1359]

I declare war on the Xbox One with apathy.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Nero with criticism.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on Fijiman with "you're joking right?"

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Morsomk with "how the hell should I know?"

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on water with my fists of fury.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on punching bags with kicking.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on the floor by walking with my hands.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on bills with fuck you.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on your face with my trench club.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on food with spices!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on pink planets with man planets.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on bouncy balls with pets.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on heads with pikes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stupid gimmicks with even stupider ones.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on the tears of babies with the happiness of rainbows!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on rainbows with pink fluffy unicorns.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pyro vision with the xbox version of TF2.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on independent studios with update fees.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on non-combat games with combat games.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on border control with Jorji. <3