I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Nazi Vampires with Alucard.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Alucard with Flowerew.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the roof with my Bren gun.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on other countries with Nerf guns and pudding.

 

[Euryalus]

I declare war on war with more war!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on others in the queue with my bread gun.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the sun with rocks.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on interior design with bootleg fireworks.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the neighbors with mutant spiders.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on British tabloids with a chicken.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on vindaloo with lager.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the 1000[sup]th[/sup] post with 1001[sup]th[/sup] post.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on itching with my fingers!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Tizzy's face with a door.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on baldness with a board marker!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the forests with an army of woodchucks... or beavers.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on cats with scotch tape!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with a dog bone.

 

[Barbas]

I declare on the neighbours with this bad boy:

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[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on stomach with a sandwich with bacon and cheeze!