I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on the ceiling lights with dry roasted peanuts.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the broken ceiling fan with a working fan.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on banana boats with Javelin missiles.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on extension cords with wireless power!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bobble hats with a tommygun.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on curtains with cats. Oh wait, I had my cats declawed. Never mind.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Wendigos with my mind.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the computers with the Hammers of Justice!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on te next person to post with small biting fish.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on your small biting fish with slightly bigger munching fish.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the food chain with pirates.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on limescale with grenades!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on your nerves with a Shadow of Chernobyl underground lab.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes' lab with not having seen that movie.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Teoes' lab with not having seen that movie.

It's a game (first S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game) and I declare war on you with a paperclip for being uninitiated.

 

[Fijiman]

Oh yeah? Well I declare war on your paperclip with a super magnet!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on birthday parties with a Killdozer.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Killdozer with the giant spider walker thing from Wild Wild West.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the giant spider walker thing from Wild Wild West with a squadron of T-47 airspeeders.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on T-47 airspeeders with this GIF.

Spoiler

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