I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on crayons with felt-tipped pens.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on cleaning up with Forum Games!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on that post above with this one right here, boyo!

 

[Malbourne]

I declare war on an afternoon of boredom with nonsensical posts!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on cat ears with sellotape!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the dead with the slightly more dead.

 

[Dragonbums]

I declare war on Shrek with Sonic memes.


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[Barbas]

I declare war on moustaches with mowers!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on muffins with my teeth.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the assholes who keep ninjaing me in the arrows thread with a rocket to the face.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on rockets with shells.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the seven dwarves with modern mining equipment.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on urban centres with Chainmale.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on mucus with a handkerchief.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on butter with lasers.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on poster 1327 with a massive artillery strike.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on wagons with minefields!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on minefields with an Armtrac 400 mine flail.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on flailing with warbling and hooting.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pineapples with wooden planks.