I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on pirate ships with flak turrets.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Kirby with Dedede.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the neighbors with cannon fire.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bathtubs with pipe bombs.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on scratchcards with coins.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on coins with bullets.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on flower arranging with machine gun gardening.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on florescent bulbs with giant candles.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on flamethrowers with hammers and spades.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the next poster with floors covered in LEGO bricks.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the entire house with Molotov cocktails.

 

[Malbourne]

I declare war on loaded dice with loaded cannons.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on snipers with attack bats.

 

[TheMightyMeekling]

I declare war on scrap metal with shiny coins of gold. So shiny...

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on gelatinous cubes with flame-throwers!

 

[Fijiman]

I will declare war on my current computer with a new one... eventually.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I declare war on #GamerGate with #StopGamerGate2014

Super relevant guis

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on #GamerGate with #StopGamerGate2014

Super relevant guis

I declare war on this srs disees bsns with inappropriate jokes.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on forum posting with BOOMBOXES!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on rappers with rail guns!