I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on cats with dogs.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on dats with cogs.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on American English with English English.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Ben Stiller with Matt Damon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Pixels with the world.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Steve Cougan's career with looted Nazi gold.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on soccer with football.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bananas with strawberries.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on the patriots with the broncos

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on plastics with rubbers.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on golf with pool

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the pool with dive bombing.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on boredom with David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on pork chops with bacon.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Batman with Batman.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Superman with kneecapping.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on dinner with breakfast

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Imperial Guard with some good plasma bombs.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on all of Boston with ducks!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on dwarves with bunker busters.