I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on violence with nerve gas...

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on war with peace!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the invisible aliens with giant invisible robots.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on giant invisible robots by letting everyone out of the insane asylums

 

[Dead Seerius]

I declare war on The Westboro Baptist Church with rainbows.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on rainbows with weird anti depressant ads.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on cat hair with an electric hair cutter.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on technology with more technology!

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on my veins with anthrax.

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

I declare war on the gnomes with my army of memes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on snow with a shovel.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on shovels with a horde of miniature rust monsters

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

I declare war on my productivity with this site!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Google with Super Google.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Super Google with Super Yahoo

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on whatever the person above me declared war with with originality.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Fijiman's heretical originality with... holy... um...

I declare war on Tree Dwelling Hippies with Vietnam Era Bombers and Napalm.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I declare war on indecisiveness with flipping coins.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on Off-Topic with illogic!

 

[Goofguy]

I declare war on hunger tonight with a delicious plate of spaghetti and meatballs.