I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on my sickness with drugs...

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on friends being as active as they used to be with school and jobs.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on jungles with napalm.

 

[Fijiman]

I decpare war on waiting with the Escapist.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on my new manager with a complaint letter!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the night by staying up!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the person who makes the 400[sup]th[/sup] post with pasta launchers.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on lunch with my teeth! Raaargh.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on not getting out of bed with mixing up my alarm tones.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on work with fire. Lots of it. =D

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stuff with things.

Captcha:"is it plugged in?" What kind of stupid question is that?

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on this thread with the banhammer!

User has been banned for trying to ban a thread.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on banhammers with anarchist revolutions

 

[Goofguy]

I declare war on a proper dinner with a bag of chips.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war shitheads with the report function.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on asshole English teachers with essays.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on peaces with a spoon.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on asshole English teachers with essays.

Better yet, force them to read really, really bad fan fics. You know, the kind that were probably written in ten minutes by someone who's incredibly drunk/high/both.

OT: I declare war on YouTube with lack of fixed problems.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on hunger with freshly-baked bread.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on tissues with sneezing.