I declare war on ___ with ___.

[kailus13]

I declare war on my boredom with forum games.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on my hungry stomach with soup, bread, fruit and crisps. Lunch, ho!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on politicians with empty cans.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on politicians with eggs! It's traditional!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Kailus with shoes.

 

[Teoes]

I too declare war on Kailus, but with hats.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with skirts.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on Fijiman with hugs.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on hugs with spike-covered shirts.

Captcha:"laugh at me" Maybe when you stop fucking around.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Fijiman and Teoes with custard pies!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Kailus with nerds.[sub]the candy, not the people.[/sub]

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with snowballs! [sub]The food, not clumped balls of ice crystals.[/sub]

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Teoes with Wagon Wheels! [sub]The food, not the giant wooden circles.[/sub]

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on foolish Wagon Wheels with my mouth!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes's mouth with demonic hot sause.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on hot sauce with dilution.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on buttons with a mallet.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on holes with duct tape.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on everything with a toothpick.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on health with fried foods.