I declare war on ___ with ___.

[thesilentman]

I declare war on that battleship with lasers. Because.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on thesilentman with my spare battleship.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on crappy weapons with upgrades.

 

[StormShaun]

I declare war on the red button with my toasty heart badge!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the red button with the Miracle of Goats button.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on aliens with harsh language.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on aliens with a stern talking to.

 

[kailus13]

I declre war on aliens with form letters.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on kailus with official paperwork.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Fijiman with red tape.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on emotions with fun!

 

[staika]

I declare a war on money with booze!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on monochrome with colour.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Tizzy with non-violence.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Tizzy with working internet.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on my day off with videogames.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on bagels with toast.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on toast with pancakes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on common sense with my brain.

 

[staika]

I declare war on global warming with cows!