I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Teoes]

I declare war on Morsomk with age, wisdom and experience.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the person at the bottom of this page with a monkey's paw.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on Teoes with youth, arrogance and self-doubt.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the alien forces with a sniper, a heavy weapons guy, some riflemen, two assault troops and team rocket.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on every living thing on Pandora with lots and lots of bullets.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on your shopfront with aforementioned Team Rocket. "Your sales are terrible!"

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on a posting spree with a sudden imagination fart.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tables with my feet.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on trousers with pacifism.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Headsprouter with pigs.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with that thing on the side of his head.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on waffles with pancakes!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Morsomk with cheese rolls.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on myself with too much caffeine.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the universe with the anti universe.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on soups with crunchy bread!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on time limits with dicking around.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on donuts with sandwich.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the next person to post in this thread with a plague of spambots.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Morsomk with a pear because I've not declared war on him that I can remember and the pear is the first thing to hand.